Ageless Irony

To the first one:

I don't sing in front of people. Ever. Very rarely, I guess, but usually not purposely. Just try to walk in on me singing or something. O.O

The the second post:

What do you mean "if I missed you by one minute"?

I live in Ohio, same here. XD

That was a huge coincidence o.o

In a city called Ravenna. XD

O_O

The same thing happened here!

And my street consists of only old people too! There is like 2 other kids on the whole street. XD

How do you knoooooow?? ;~;

Just saying-

I saw you say your dad pulled you outside to light fireworks and in the time in between your two comments someone on my street were lighting fireworks with their son.

o.o Strange...

Oh okie sweetie. XD

Awesome, fireworks! x3

Okie sweetie, I'm waiting. XD

Okie sweetie. XD I just added you. XD Ready whenever you are. =3

Cool sweetie. X3 I beat you don't have to recompose the music over and over so it can sound proper on actual GBA hardware. XD

But what if no one likes me! ;-;

To your first post:

They bother everyone slightly. O_O

Aww. <3 Even though you've never heard me sing. Still sweet, though. <3

To the second one:

That's good that you're venturing out! Just don't be like Silver Riolu and VM everyone on PC. xD

Awesome sweetie. XD Oh wait, it says you friend code is incorrect. =/

Well that's good now, sweetie.

I'm great, sweetie. I've just recomposed and added Super Mario RPG music into my PKMN hack. x3

No, no...nothing like that. I don't want to talk about it...I mean, it's not as bad as I'm making it out to be, but...-shiver- They just bother me. That's basically it.

...But you love it because I sang it.

Well, scratch that. Not 'fear' per se, more of...slight disgust. Traumatic disgust.

I notice. But...I like to move it move it! I like to...MOVE IT!!! -continues singing the song-

It's illogical and traumatic, and I don't want to get into it.
Can ya dig it? I knew ya could!

Heh? What heh? I'm being scientific. Just wait til you READ it.

I know that, I just have this insane fear of...those. Can YOU dig?

Non-slang words? Then you would've said...I won't post, I'll PM.

Awesome, now we can Brawl...tommarow! XD

So how are you, sweetie? =D

Um um um um um.

I did NOT need to know that second line. O_O

Owchies! ;;

...I'll admit, I rofled at the way you said that. xD

And I'm replying because I am indeed one smooth operator.

How're you today, commoner?