Astinus

Me too...I hate it when people think I don't eat. I eat like a friggin' HOG.

Sounds like fun! -grabs a kumquat-

Oh. Congrats, then. I hope you're not like the crazy '08 that I know...they're all like "we out this b!!" xD

Which is awesome. SPLAT! X3

I feel old. I'm a junior now. 8D

So what is the Astinus up to? Eating rule-breakers? You know they're high in calories.

Hmm... what to choose...

OOH. Mangoes. 8D

D<

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOM THAT WAY!?

Ah, now I remember! *Ahem*

The Law of Wiggin: If your character does not manipulate the world around them, it does not matter if they are sparkly canon stus. In addition, if your character fascinates you psychologically, it does not necessarily matter if they have Stu-ish traits.

Yeah, basically my interpretation of why I still like Ender's Game even though Ender himself is completely impossible. Since you're still interested in him and even at parts in the story identify with how he feels (kind of) the story captures your interest. In addition, his world wasn't really built just to fulfil Ender's wishes. Quite the opposite, in fact. 0.o

Hmm.... and now I feel the need to write other fanfiction "Laws". Perhaps that should be my next project once I finish my FFC one-shot. xD

Yep, yep, and I also told him about if he sees more of them plagiarizers of his fanfic here, to alert you... :D

XD And whoo, really now? 8D Damn wish we could talk more on MSN... loads of crack going... XD

Hey Astinus... thanks for closing down that thread... I wouldn't have been aware that Rave has a plagiarizer if it wasn't for him making an announcement about it on his FFnet profile... xD;; And It's really annoying to have other people post your fanfics without your permission... ;.;

Whoo oh yeah Rave thought you were a guy.... either it was a typo but I'll let it pass... XD

*grabs before she can finish tiptoeing out* Oh no you don't! If you want to post something on my profile, you stay here like everyone else!

Actually, at this point I've forgotten what I was referring to and I can't find the post where I originally said that. Since "The Law of Wiggin" was something I made up on the spot, I have to see it in context before I can remember what it is. 0.o

Edit: And yes, I do play children's card games, and yes, FFVII is, like, my childhood. So there. XD

Jax Malcom does have a dick, I saw it last night. =P

XD Huh. I would've imagined that the "Ouch" would've been followed by, "And then Mewtwo killed him with his brain." But we definitely should write that kind of fic. Want to collaborate?

As for Scythey, he wishes I had a dick. ...Actually, I kind of too. At least, I do once a month.

Haven't logged into LJ yet, but I will after spamming your profile page! And ooh. I've noticed the title of the fic and the reviews that says it sucks, but I have yet to sit down and read it. Too bad PFU's down. Again. Damn webmaster. *fistshake*

Go right ahead, and be sure to take pictures! (If you get arrested, I'd like something to keep me amused for awhile. I mean--!)

SPLAT! X3

...Now I find myself wondering what might happen if one were to throw a cantaloupe at a watermelon. o.o

Yamato-san for moderator!

*hands out button saying "WE CAN DO EEEET"

Agreed. I think we all would've, considering the fact that we've got, what, two people backing us up saying his lack of detail sucks? XD

Oh yes. I think you might've found it because of the point about his spelling, but if not, it's basically the continuation of the chronicles of his Gary Stu. And it seriously takes, like, two minutes to read through. Because there's practically no story there to begin with. (I pointed this out, but he politely blew me off.)

As to his spelling... Gasp! Oh man, now I feel like a dick. I should've realized that he's doing this just for fun, so therefore, the rules of the English language don't apply! Should I apologize?

And yeah, I noticed that. I thought about replying, but then... I mean, Random Characters feels like the sort of person who would do the "u guyz r so meen!" comment. Ah well. I'm sure he'll make another story that's equally "I just pulled this out of my rear and plopped it in the reply box in under five minutes."

To the reviewer himself, I want to believe he said that because the lack of paragraphing was blinding him. And if not, do I have permission to shove the reviewer's guide down people's throats?

Well, I updated it on the 9th so it isn't exactly recent, but it IS still within the 30-day bumping window. I'm trying to get a friend over on Sppf to review it here before that 30 days passes, but we'll see..

Updates will be slower on here since I'm trying to complete it on Sppf and keep a good 2-3 week interval between updates so time to revise older chapters is obviously limited.

Well, I'll stay on here anyway and still post my one-shots. Also, the Lounge over here has a lot less drama and pointless fighting than Sppf's cafe :)

I keep thinking of cantaloupe, so... cantaloupe?

And I'm pretty certain that watermelons don't, so feel free to try a watermelon, too. >:D

It doesn't have to make sense! It's fanfiction! ...Wait.

His latest work of absolute brilliance is just as good, by the way. Not only does he conveniently get the Pokemon he needs, but he also uses said conveniently obtained Pokemon to win battles against Gym Leaders described in one sentence!

You know, if he wanted to blow us off, it'd be nice to at least get a snarky response that says we're mean. Those are always fun.

...I wonder if avocadoes bounce. o.o

Twas looking in threads. Found this. Quite provocative, non?

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=83667&highlight=Alex

Well, I started posting my fic over here again earlier this month (after 3.5 months) and still nobody has replied. So I'm still wondering if I should continue, especially since updates will be slow as heck over the summer.