Recent content by Bardothren

And here I was hoping to do something extra crazy. Oh well. Sure, I'll take the money. Money's hard to come by these days, between fourteen children asking me for college tuition money and rising liquor prices.

I look out on the streets. It's stopped raining for some reason. People are cheering, and they're making wedding preparations even though two people went missing. It's suspicious. Too suspicious. I see the one orchestrating the whole affair, the one who drew the attention of the town away...

I look outside, at the cold, rainy streets, with a half-empty whiskey glass in hand. There's a crowd of sullied, upturned faces, chanting my name, begging me to fix their broken world. I can barely keep my practice together, so how they expect me to run a whole country, I can't imagine. Well...

Battle Server Username: Bardothren Timezone: Eastern Standard Time Opt-in for Team Face-Off: Yes Team Face-Off Tier: No preference. I know the older gens better, but I'd study up on the new stuff. Discord ID: Bardothren#4314 That's a working weekend for me, so it'll be tough for me, but I can...

Who dares summon me? in

I'd be willing to join in.

My suspicion of 5q was based on how chummy he was with gimmepie, and how he had taken a more cautious stance as the Rabi-gimmepie argument heated up. I still suspect Juno, and otherwise, I don't have any solid reads. Considering how my hardest scumread flipped, I'm reluctant to trust my...

Eh, I might as well reveal. Truth is nobody is giving me guns because I'm giving them to myself. I'm Bowser Junior. Also, for the record, I had a total of three guns (meaning I haven't been visited yet). Now I still have two. I was thinking of just holding on to them and hopefully keep the...

Well, shit. I really thought I had that one.

So, there's someone else crazy enough to give me a second gun? Have I been gone so long that people have forgotten what happens when I get guns?

So, I have another gun. That makes two guns. Whoever is sending me guns, I advise that you stop, I'm finding it very hard to restrain myself. EDIT: first off, my condolences to 5qwerty and Juno. I couldn't resist. Blame Pecilia, it was probably him again. I was tempted to shoot you again...

I should probably mention that I have a gun, and I have a very itchy trigger finger.

Why me? I haven't been bitten yet, although it may take a while for the bite's effect to kick in, if epicmafia can be trusted. I'd be more inclined to go for Sawsbuck, after I revealed jd's identity as Blarzigord and he last-second switched his vote onto him.

Yes, yes it does. ##FinalVote Abby I'm surprised I wasn't zombified last night. They might've A: wanted to go for someone less obvious and/or B: bandwagon me claiming I had to have been picked last night. EDIT: decided to expedite the process.

Well... might as well lay my cards on the table. I'm McIntyre. I threw that wicked dance party that no one attended. Jdthebud should know, since he's the great tentacled overlord that made me. I suspect that Desinishon said all that about me once being in the mafia chat to screw you over...