Absolutely Ridiculous Mafia - NIGHT 4 - Corporate Takedown (Purple Moon still in effect) [12/19 alive]

[Pecilia]

I will go ahead and [RSVP] Yes, so happy for the new couple <3

Going to [Vote] Darthspikes because I also want an usher role in this wedding. reeeeeee

He asked first, but if you defeat him you can have the position.

[RSVP]Yes
[Vote]Anteros

 

[Bug]

I will go ahead and [RSVP] Yes, so happy for the new couple <3

Going to [Vote] Darthspikes because I also want an usher role in this wedding. reeeeeee

Isn't there usually more than one usher at a wedding? You're on. Winner gets to usher, loser gets to D̴̨͍̦̹̃̾̎́̔̈͜͜͝͝͠͝Ȋ̴̧̧͉͙̻̲͔̹̥̬͋ͅE̵̛̬̪̟͑͛̓̔͝.

[Vote] Bidoof FTW

 

[Charlie Brown]

I will go ahead and [RSVP] Yes, so happy for the new couple <3

Going to [Vote] Darthspikes because I also want an usher role in this wedding. reeeeeee

Isn't there usually more than one usher at a wedding? You're on. Winner gets to usher, loser gets to D̴̨͍̦̹̃̾̎́̔̈͜͜͝͝͠͝Ȋ̴̧̧͉͙̻̲͔̹̥̬͋ͅE̵̛̬̪̟͑͛̓̔͝.

[Vote] Bidoof FTW

Only one usher sorry. We'll choose between you based on your answer to this simple question: what Usher song should Pecilia and I have as our first dance song during the wedding

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

I do want to see the wedding so [RSVP] YES.

 

[Superjolt]

juliorain NUMERO DOS replaces LuluRina

EDIT:

ok i lather myself with this ale

I'm also going to sit on the couch, curl up into a little armadillo ball, and sip my Dreadful Draft.

These two also do these things!

 

[Bardothren]

I look out on the streets. It's stopped raining for some reason. People are cheering, and they're making wedding preparations even though two people went missing. It's suspicious.

Too suspicious.

I see the one orchestrating the whole affair, the one who drew the attention of the town away from the missing folks.

Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown has to die.

So, I down my best killing whiskey and get to work. I don my best smile, a crooked, ghastly thing, since I haven't smiled since my wife left me, took the liquor, and left me with the kids. Haven't seen any child support either. I make my way through the crowd, giving half-hearted cheers with the rest of them, up until I reach Charlie Brown.

"Congratulations," I tell him. I offer him a handshake. When he grabs my hand, I twist his wrist until it snaps. Then, while he's distracted from the pain, I grab him by the back of the head and introduce his brain to the curb. Before anyone can stop me, I sniff Pecilia afterwards for good measure.

I leave an RVSP card on Charlie Brown's corpse. [RVSP] Yes

And [Vote] BidoofFTW because why not.

 

[Sawsbuck]

I'll [RSVP] yes because I love some good ol square dancing, barbed Q, and peas in a can pie

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

I look out on the streets. It's stopped raining for some reason. People are cheering, and they're making wedding preparations even though two people went missing. It's suspicious.

Too suspicious.

I see the one orchestrating the whole affair, the one who drew the attention of the town away from the missing folks.

Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown has to die.

So, I down my best killing whiskey and get to work. I don my best smile, a crooked, ghastly thing, since I haven't smiled since my wife left me, took the liquor, and left me with the kids. Haven't seen any child support either. I make my way through the crowd, giving half-hearted cheers with the rest of them, up until I reach Charlie Brown.

"Congratulations," I tell him. I offer him a handshake. When he grabs my hand, I twist his wrist until it snaps. Then, while he's distracted from the pain, I grab him by the back of the head and introduce his brain to the curb. Before anyone can stop me, I sniff Pecilia afterwards for good measure.

I leave an RVSP card on Charlie Brown's corpse. [RVSP] Yes

And [Vote] BidoofFTW because why not.

[Vote] Bardothren because WHAT THE HECK DUDE! We're gonna lose at least one but probably two more people in a single day faze thanks to you!

Also, in the spirit of the now missing Gimmepie, I am now boycotting your establishment. [Chucks what's left of my dreadful draft on the ground]

 

[juliorain]

Yo this is dope! RSVP to the wedding

Gonna have to play my fav tunes to celebrate! Need a DJ? I got ya covered!

 

[Bug]

Only one usher sorry. We'll choose between you based on your answer to this simple question: what Usher song should Pecilia and I have as our first dance song during the wedding

I vote "Hey What's Up Guys It's Me Usher The Rapper Man" from the new album.

 

[Bug]

sniff Pecilia

*DARTHSPIKES EYES SUDDENLY TURN RED. HIS VOICE BECOMES MONOTONE AND YET SOMEHOW FILLED WITH RAGE*


[UNVOTE] BIDOOF FTW

[VOTE] BARDOTHREN

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[Charlie Brown]

Charlie Brown has to die.

So, I down my best killing whiskey and get to work. I don my best smile, a crooked, ghastly thing, since I haven't smiled since my wife left me, took the liquor, and left me with the kids. Haven't seen any child support either. I make my way through the crowd, giving half-hearted cheers with the rest of them, up until I reach Charlie Brown.

"Congratulations," I tell him. I offer him a handshake. When he grabs my hand, I twist his wrist until it snaps. Then, while he's distracted from the pain, I grab him by the back of the head and introduce his brain to the curb. Before anyone can stop me, I sniff Pecilia afterwards for good measure.

I leave an RVSP card on Charlie Brown's corpse. [RVSP] Yes

That's rude.

Pictured: Pecilia looking at me lying on the ground.

Gonna have to play my fav tunes to celebrate! Need a DJ? I got ya covered!

thanks for the offer but we have spotify premium so that won't be necessary

STAY AWAY FROM PELICA

If you want to usher I'm going to have to kindly ask you to move on from your obsession with Pecilia thanks. You're just making things awkward,

 

[Omicron]

It's endearing that younguns like you keep weedings alive, things were much different when I was younger.

Of course I am going to the wedding. [RSVP] YES

I'd like to drink my water.

[VOTE] Bardothren

 

[Superjolt]

EVENT x2 COMBO

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Bardothren does exactly as he describes except the part about smashing Charlie Brown on the curb which isn't really possible given we're all inside, the closest thing is probably the counter which meets Charlie Brown's head with a thud. Charlie Brown is noticeably injured but continues on as if nothing happened due to the power of love!

Bard also sniffs Pecilia and slowly backs away.

Charlie Brown has survived a kill attempt!

"As rude as that was..." Superjolt says, "I also want to point out that we also need an officiant to preside over this wedding! Is anyone here qualified for that?"
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She Came To Give It To You Votals



Bardothren (3) - Simply Dunsparce, darthspikes, Omicron
Anteros (2) - Charlie Brown, Pecilia
Bidoof FTW (1) - Bardothren
darthspikes (1) - Bidoof FTW

Not Voting (7): juliorain THE SECOND, jdthebud, 5qwerty, Sawsbuck, Anteros, KolarTM, Kingsman,

With 14 players alive, it takes 8 votes for hardlynch and 5 votes for soft lynch!

The day ends in 19 hours from the time of this post

GM Notes:
- If anyone not in the game sees this I could use a replacement for KolarTM! ​

Spoiler:

IN

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To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.

Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!

a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

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owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text

oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay

Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx

I guess I'll do this.

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in

ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn

Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)

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Who dares summon me?

in

*image snop*

Hej

Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx

hmmm

SUDDENLY: The players attention is drawn to Desi, who has thusfar been napping in the corner. An ominous feeling floods the room. Everything goes black. A message appears in front of everyone's eyes: "Desi has been kicked for being AFK for too long."

In the darkness, a ripping portal appears! Darthspikes climbs out of it and orders a delicious ghastly gin like the edgy boi that he is. He doesn't drink it however. It's just to flex.

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[Charlie Brown]

So wrapped up in the power of love, despite nearly killing me I'd like to hire Bardothren for $49.95 to handle the catering for my wedding.

 

[Pecilia]

Bard you lucky I'm getting married otherwise I'd totally yeet you through the stained glass.

 

[Bug]

If you want to usher I'm going to have to kindly ask you to move on from your obsession with Pecilia thanks. You're just making things awkward,

*Eyes go back to normal*

Not to fear my protection is solely professional. Pelica has unknowingly acquired me as a bodyguard for this day phase. I ship Pelie harder than anyone and I wish to ensure an uninterrupted wedding.

 

[jdthebud]

[Vote] Anteros

I'm siding with the affianced couple here.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

*hick* Oh thank heavens Char...Charlie is safe. I was *hick* worried that we'd lost him.
*Burp*

 

[Bardothren]

And here I was hoping to do something extra crazy. Oh well. Sure, I'll take the money. Money's hard to come by these days, between fourteen children asking me for college tuition money and rising liquor prices.