Dark Azelf

This is my regular, e'ry day team

Flygon
Lucario
Gyarados
Grumpig
Vileplume (who kicked arse this time)
Tangrowth

So far, so good. But what can I do about Celebii?! Luke cannot switch in safely, especially when it has a sub up. You can just switch when Flygon comes. I mean, Sludge Bomb Plume won't cut it, he is great at statusing.

I was thinking about giving Tangrowth Toxic. Would that help?

Ack, I broke sleep clause!

Well, you could tell I had no choice. Along with trying to cook & battle, I had no way of stoping that DAMNED Celebii! I hate it! Why do you keep bringing it!Then Draco Meteor missed, AND I overpredicted with Dusknoir..

But it wasn't so haxy at all, other than that miss, but it gave me a free switch in. Still, I broke sleep clause, forgot all about Kingdra. I lost the second you said "oh, I don't like sims, so I'll bring Celebii

lol What. The. Hell. The video I'm trying to get to work won't. :\

I'm already there.

I'll also be stealing a Toxic TM from you later. Iwill give you my prized Oddish in return. I know, you got the better deal, but that's how generous I am.

Which reminds me, I'll be breeding another Oddish, so be ready for an IV check later. This one may have HP ICE, but it has sucky sp.def IVs, if you can believe it. Max speed, though :P

Well...a Luvdisc that's been Baton Passed an Agility and a Nasty Plot in the rain can rip through teams with a little hax... Let's see...Toxic for Blissey, Sweet Kiss for everyone else...there is no stopping it.

I'm back from the store, so I have time for one more match before I get dinner started. Mashed Potatoes & Pork Chops.

It doesn't matter, my new sweeper could beat Jirachi, Garchomp, Celebii, AND Skarmory. AND Gliscor. Your team couldn't handle it's raw powah. With Deo gone, it could rip your team to pieces, even if your Weezing burned me, and was passed seventeen Acid Armours. Without a crit.

Sorry, i gotta go now, before the store closes. I wanted to show you my awesome new sweeper, capable of ripping through teams with no problem. Makes Garchomp looks like Delcatty :P

I see...I was thinking of Psycho SHIFT, I never heard of Psycho Boost. Sucks for me indeed. I wouldv'e swapped straight to Lumas had I realized what was going on...

What the hell is Psycho Boost?! I have never seen it in action, only read about it! I didn't know it actually does damage!

WTF?!

What the hell! How many times must I read my profile for the "notice" to dissapear!

Anywho, I didn't mean that WoW miss, I mean that whole match was haxy beyond compare. Its like, no matter how you prepare for a match, if there's hax, not even your best strategies can't fix it. Difference here, my hax had bought me from being God's least favorite battler :( What did you do to piss him off?

But yeah, I'm glad you didn't d/c, cause as I said, well, d/cing ain't your style, which I had figured out, because I am perfect. Yes, I am :)

What the hell! How many times must I read my profile for the "notice" to dissapear!

Anywho, I didn't mean that WoW miss, I mean that whole match was haxy beyond compare. Its like, no matter how you prepare for a match, if there's hax, not even your best strategies can't fix it. Difference here, my hax had bought me from being God's least favorite battler :( What did you do to piss him off?

But yeah, I'm glad you didn't d/c, cause as I said, well, d/cing ain't your style, which I had figured out, because I am perfect. Yes, I am :)

OK, I'm on.

And I'm glad you didn't d/c, cause I didn't see you as the d/cing type.

Sure,but be sure, if it lasts longer than 30 minutes, I'm d/cing on my own, I gotta get dinner started.

Note, my team will be changed a bit.

Well that's a tad bit petty. I lose plenty of times due to pure hax. In fact, I got haxed nearly this entire match, only MY hax had gave me the match. Yeah, that entire match was garbage indeed, due to all the hax on both sides (how do you defrost so soon? & I wasted almost all my WoW due to misses), but if I'm allowed to d/c on hax, I would have a lot less losses on my side. If I can when I battle you, then let me know. I don't say "This wouldv'e swept your team if you weren't lucky", cause I was haxed pretty bad that match as well. Too many of my moves missed this time around, despite me having a 75% chance to hit, especially early on in the game.

Also, yeah, it IS a *possible* OHKO with critical hits. With an SD & a Life Orb (& a crit), the damage is 85%-100%. I only have 27 ATK EVs, so you either don't have max HP, or max DEF. Or 196 HP EVs, but I didn't calculate with that, I did full HP/DEF EVs.

All around, that was a pretty terrible match, for BOTH of us. But if I get haxed next match to the point of no return, I'll just d/c as well. Just wish I did that on earlier matches. Couldv'e made my record less even :(

Did you d/c? I mean, yeah, I got a haxy crit, but those happen to me in almost all of our matches. If I knew I was allowed to d/c, I wouldv'e done those ages ago :P

The hax really evened out this time around. Now I was able to play better, without much hax RUINING the game.

Miltank, I had forgot to correct her EV's prior this match, so I had her absorb sleep for the team. God did smile upon me when Outrage took three turns rather than 2, meaning there was no escape.

EDIT:HOLY CRAP, A CRIT! WTF!!!!!!!!!

There we go. That Ice Punch freeze really evened out the hax. That oughta show ya.

EDIT:Nevermind. thawing out so soon, just to give me a 10% parlyze came back to bite me hard.

One more miss, or any unfair hax, I'm ending the match early. I will not tolerate a haxy match at all.

Holy crap, didn't even notice you there! Watching mah T.Vez...

I'm gonna beat you down with a lawn mower...

I r still waiting >:[