Folly~

I swear, I'm fineee.

GM.

Heyoo.

Hahahaha xD
It's really good, huh?

So do I win yet?

xDDD Really?

Lmao.
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If you know French then that will solve about half the trouble for you. 8D

Fine, I'll go shave.

Nope!

Nahbro I'm demisexual so I win. ^^

-Shivers as well and retches a bit-

Hahahahaha am I really ew-worthy to you? xD

Pansexual just means I can potentially be attracted to every gender/sex rather than two genders/sexes. xD Bisexuals only like the traditional views of man and woman.
So does this mean I win?

Girls don't have mustaches! -Wipes it off-

(Batmaaaaaan)

Eww that means you're into me. o3o

Nope! Pansexual. o3o

^3^

(Idk what for, but you're welcome!)

Well to me when you say "I'll be the zwei to you ein" to a woman, it sounds like you want to be in a relationship with her, thus making her two instead of one. Being the drei to your zwei, I would become the third member of your relationship~ THAT KIND OF ADVANCE IS SCARY COMING FROM SOMEONE AS CREEPY AS ME.

I'm pansexual but only date women, therefore you lose. <3

-Draws a cute mustache on your face-

(All right then~)

I'll also be the vier to your drei and the fünf to your vier, etc.
Ein is the number one in German; zwei is the number two; drei = 3, etc. xD I didn't know the characters, actually, but I looked them up just now.

I'm a homosexual, therefore you lose. <3

:3 -Pats your dead head- That's good, Folly.

(Awww x3x Do you wants to talk about it? I would be willing to listen to it but no reason for me to pry if you don't want to. <3)

Oh, by the way, I would rather be the drei to your zwei. -Waits for you to back up with a scared look on your face-

>3< <3

Or, more logically, you're dead and I'm just sitting here eating My Little Pony fruit snacks.

(I wasn't aiming at them. -Montpelier crashes to the ground and everyone in the city dies, including your girlfriend who was secretly there-)

Good. I wasn't talking to you anyway.

<3> <3

You realise a ghost's hand would go right through a living person's face too, right?

(-Picks up the entire city of Montpelier and throws it at your family-)

Is there a forum where he's not banned?

Goodbye. Feel better.

Nothing, I swear....

I'm sorry... *Hugs*

I'm doing all right.

Yeah...

I'm just going to leave now.

I disagree.