Hi, Forever! I'm really such a big fan of you. You are the most awesomest moderator eveeeeer! All the other moderator are just wanna-bees. YEAH YOU HEARD ME. THEY DON'T SCARE ME. I WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOUR, NURSE NICA HOPPING FROGGY KISSES XXXNICAXX NICA-CHAN CHRISBROWN BY FOREVER AND.. SIMPSONQUEEN!
...so, are you free this saturday? I mean... I was thinking that... maybe you and me should um, go for a movie or something? I heard um, The Last Airbender is still showing.. and uh, we're just going as friends! I mean... I know you have a boyfriend, coz... i mean, like, someone like you SHOULD have one.. not that I'm implying that it should be ME that's your boyfriend! Oh, no no non no, sir. I mean, my feelings for you is planotic! As plane as the ground in Perth, Australia! Wait -- It's not like I stalk you or anything..but.. I mean, um.. well, ehem, If your free this saturday, uh.. call me.
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