Meadowy

Maybe you are. Only 47 months and you may actually look into my secret papers! You know what, I'm generous, make that 46½!

Wait, wait...


You killed him!? :O

Perfect, you can join! All you have to do is fill in these forms and sell me your soul. It only takes a four year unpaid internship to get your card which you can use for permission to look in these papers. Do we have a deal? :)

You sure you're not a spy sent by a certain librarian? Your name sounds suspicious.

Aww... but that would mean I have to share the world. I might consider it if you've successfully eliminated that librarian.