Hm... I don't know... Salamence is pretty badass... Is it UT'd or does it have some EVs? How are the IVs?
And well, life here is pretty cool, I mean, there is a LOT to complain about, and as you know, the dark side always stands out the most. For instance, the education here is worse than ******, and the people who can don't do anything about it. Not to mention the prices, it you get about 1500 buck a month, you spend from 800 to 1400 on bills and taxes, so as you can see, you don't have that much money for yourself, and it doesn't balance out either. A NDS game costs from 100 to 150 bucks, the N3DS costs 700 bucks, the Wii U costs 1300 bucks, And getting 1500 buck is a LOT considering that most people (includind teachers) don't get more than 900 a month.
But there is also a lot of good stuff too, for instance I have never heard of an earthquake here that went above 2.1, I have never heard of huricanes that touched our land at all, and tsunamis are 1000x more rare than a shiny pokemon, an the closest that i've heard about it here wasn't higher than 10 feet.
All in all, if you're somewhat rich, life is pretty awesome, but if you're poor, it won't get better until you get somewhat rich