Recent content by Patrick Bateman

Happy bday gorgeous <3 Don't stop being fabulous just because you're starting to get wrinkles and liver spots You get goin with cho bad self You know you love me. xoxo Gossip Girl

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii honeybear Just dropping by to wish you a fabulous bday!!! <3<3<3 I got you a ~*~present~*~!! Have fun sweetie! x o x o Gossip Girl

Pancakes. idk waffles never seem to live up to expectations

So, guys and girls and inbetweens! I am just curious as to what if your favourite symbol from the LGBT culture? I am personally quite the fan of the humble pink triangle because it is very modest and attractive whereas the gay rainbow is just tacky and looks like a mad woman's breakfast. So, do...

That was John Lennon not Paul McCartney. Paul is still alive and doing something I don't even know what probably getting divorced again or planning a Jets reunion tour or something terrible. Also that is awful; conspiracy theories are terrible. The truth is Paul is the awful member of The...

I'm sorry but can you please link to some sort of evidence for this? I mean, I would like to read up on whatever scientific journals you've been reading, because I haven't been paying terribly close attention to the scientific community on this subject. Thanks that would be great. You might...

Hey dude I'm not Buy some more

I'm wearing some The Superjesus shirt from about ten years ago and frankly I don't even remember any songs the band ever released but I'm wearing their shirt and some shorts, but later I will be wearing a white and blue striped shirt, a thin blue tie, some grey trousers, a brown belt and a pair...

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis. The only book I've ever felt repulsed and disgusted reading.

Tyler, your white balance is at the wrong setting, making you look orange (more orange than you already are). You need to set it at incandescent or 32000K when you're using indoor lighting that's not fluorescent . ^-^

Well forever is a long time. However I believe things can last for quite a lengthy period of time you just have to realise that things change. Relationships between lovers and family and friends change over time and people change and sometimes they drift apart but sometimes they don't and I...

LA is pretty rad cause it's way scummy but then has these beautiful places and then ladies of the night will yell at you and it's all really awesome and dirty but in a sad and tragic way that's beautiful. Plus the people there are amazing in their own little ways.

Riots are kinda boring. You just end up with a few students upset about the government cause those left wing bleeding hearts university types have nothing better to do in some kind of military run dictatorship and it ends when the authorities start shooting smoke bombs and no one brings...

Requested name change: Patrick Bateman Thank you

While you have to wait a couple of hours to be able to celebrate it, in my land it's your birthday, soooooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY I hope you have a truly righteously awesome day and get everything you ever wanted, but no ponies, cause they're ugly. :< Uh yeah, happy birthday. And stuff.