I went to the pool... there was an old lady... she was rubbing sun-block on me... (shes in her 70s, wanted to feel young again, I guess. XD) and I closed my eyes, imaging her as a cute young lady.
When she started rubbing my legs (My legs are in the water.. o-0) I felt that she was getting a kick out of doing that... PERVERTED LIFE GUARD I thought to my self "If only you were 60 years younger..."
I don't want an old lady touching me. o-0