Razgriz

With what?

Dude,i really hate you now...Get online get online and here i am and where are you?...:\

lol,why you saying i'm Local while you know i'm international? :D

i miss talking to you either..how is everything with you?...i'm fine :)

i don't know..you tell me!,why am i local?? lol

anyway,how is things going lately with you?

i thought that because i never find you too and i sent you a message but you didn't reply so i thought that...but it's good to know we are still friend U MAD? :D

so we're not friends anymore :(...okay,Joaquin.

at least say goodbye...bye dear friend

OH MY GOD!! I'VE SEEN THAT! It's hillarious! I love Cyanide and Happiness!
By the way... your avatar creeps the ever loving hell outta me. XD

Look Joaquin, we're both way to old for this anyways. Lets just stop all this fighting okay? It's not worth it. The past is the past. And I'm sorry for anything i've done to you, and I forgive you for everything you did to me. Okay? Truce?

What is your problem? I mean seriously. I dont spend every waking moment on this forum. I have a job, I have a life, I don't understand why your always such a sarcastic, negative, hateful person. It's really not who you used to be, but I guess your happy that way.

Hello! Good, yourself?

you suck and so your new avatar :x

Get lost again,please :\

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE,WELCOME BACK HERE ;)

HOW ARE YOU? :D

She doesn't hate you. She's just extremely pissed at you. ^^;
Thats a little better, right?

Well I knew some that are..like..Straight A's in high school haha but my future wife has to be exactly good looking, and a BLONDE! haha they are the most fun to be around no doubt. :)

Here's another:

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

The waiter asks, "Then why aren't you laughing?"

haha I've got a blonde joke that'll make you laugh..actually I got quite a few. Want to read 'em? haha

Well I'm sure you're a good musician, but I'm more Country :P hehe

Oh I have a guitar. What do you play??

No no no no, I'm not moving because of her LOL
I'm moving in with my sister to get away from the state that I absolutely hate
The girl I was talking to for a while had feelings for another guy and so did he for her. So I let her go to be with him and I guess they're happily ever after now haha

You give the milk a scare ;)

So what does a waiter say to this:

'Waiter, this food taste funny!'

Play? As in...your games or music? haha

I've been having some girl trouble over here and plan to move and finding a job isn't all that easy. So....my life is in a shell at the moment to be honest haha

Answer: It leaves its tracks!

haha

How do you make a Milk Shake?

Oh, nothing much here, being bored and..well bored out of my mind some more!! haha

Noticed you viewed my profile so that's how I found ya haha

How about yourself?

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

How do you know when a train leaves?