So here goes:
1)
Hahaha you're right, I don't EV train unless they're my own Pokémon, but I love breeding! I'm also going to exchange Bottle Caps for Apricorn Ball and Dream Ball Pokémon.
You've certainly did not seem more impatient with me! But I do agree that impatient people or people that don't read can get on my nerves quickly ^-^;
Well scheduling trades might be less of an ordeal then. I can also message people while at work, and in case of an emergency I can just go to a WiFi Café (excluding meetings my work schedule can be very free, no one cares if I go play 15 minutes lol)
2)
Sure no problem! I don't mind giving a Pokémon still in its egg! do they want a specific ball? Nature, ability and IV?
Also Ibdid quite a few trades yesterday and got a shiny Drampa and a shiny Roserade, both lvl100. I'll check if they are competitive worthy :3