Sike_Saner

LOLLIPOP MAN!

He is such a gentleman. xD He's the best holiday card ever! And the best...lollipop man ever. <3 When I saw him, I snorted well enough to hurt my throat. But I don't care! Because it's Lollipop Man!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE THAT PICTURE! PENGASCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD And eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I have HIS song again!

Oh man. Not only is that face on a lampshade... XD Some Sims, when they go insane, put that face on a paper plate, glue that plate onto a mop, and dance with it. Or some draw that face on a volleyball and talk to the volleyball. And some even draw that face on a sack of flour and pretend it's a baby!

AND SOME SIMS LIKE SIR BRICKS-A-LOT!

I need to find that song again. My link to it from my favorites folder was lost in the great "'Splosion of '08" my laptop went through.

Speaking of explosions, my Spore DS game, and my cell phone, went through a ride in the washing machine together! Fortunately, Boogie the Oogie and "Oh gods I forgot" the Cell Phone survived.

LAMPSHADE!!!!!

KITTY!

HI MY NAME IS BRAK! TWO PLUS EIGHT IS TEN! AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE! WHICH METALLUS WILL EAT AFTER CHICKEN-FEET STEPS ON IT!

wtf...capslock. XD

...Your avatar. x3; It is the best. He is so at the office Christmas party.

Very quickly dropping a note to say that you MUST join the Sims 2 fandom. Not only are we a very friendly and fun bunch, we also have a slight touch of insanity. Just a slight touch, though. x3

Oh, slight warning with that link: SPARKLES LIKE MAD

I still love that avatar. x3

When Robotnik found out about Chicken-Feet's affair, and the child it produced (which is adorable and viciously evil, just like Daddy!), he met up with his mustache brother Jamie Hyneman (seriously it happened in preschool), and they worked on firing frozen chickens through glass windows. When Chicken-Feet found about about the experiment...well, twenty schools were blown up, along with five malls.

I beat Spore by the way. The ending was sadly disappointing. D= But it allows you to replay through the game with the items that you gain through the adventure. So now my little creature (Boogie the Oogie x3) is destroying planets...again. But it was cute and fun, though very easy with the way that I play. I leveled Boogie up too high. D=

Why didn't you warn me Spore was addictive!? I received the DS version for my birthday, and am already halfway done with the game. =< Then I remembered that I still have to, you know, make an appearance online before people think I've died.

I'm now on planet Muckluck though! x3

I'm sorry. I misheard.

Scratch and Dig 'Em, the Honey Smacks frog, are the ones in a relationship. At least, that's what People magazine said, and they never lie!

We are still wondering where the mo-fo cheese is. x3

I am now imagining an army of Chicken-Feet dolls joining with the army of Adam dolls and trying to destroy the world. One by blowing pigs up, using bombs made of pudding that can destroy several miniature Africas; the other by sitting on people, while singing.

Then, together, they decide that they need to have a theme song. And since Chicken-Feet was staring at Robotnik shaking his booty, the band's name became "Tears For Rears". And it was a band including Adam, Chicken-Feet, Dave Coulier, and Will Ferrel. They sang under purple lights and got into many many pipe wrench fights.

Then Tears For Rears became very popular, what with their song "EGGS eggs EGGS" and the band was on the road often. Robotnik noticed that Scratch was not doing well in school, due to the fact that his daddy Chicken-Feet was not home, so Robotnik told Chicken-Feet that it was either the band or the family.

Tears For Rears went on without Chicken-Feet, but their song "TREES trees TREES" was not as popular as "EGGS eggs EGGS", and the band later broke up.

The Adam doll found the Jaime doll, and they now work together to send a squeaking pig into orbit with a cannon made out of artichokes.

Will Ferrel followed the Red Hot Chili Peppers around, confusing many many people.

Dave Coulier went on to host a show on Animal Planet about a horse, but Bob Saget was obviously more popular, and he is now trying to find work.

Scratch is doing much better in school, now that both of his daddies are home. It is rumored that Scratch and Digger are forming a close relationship. Chicken-Feet could not be prouder of his son. (Oh wait. Yes he can. >3) Chicken-Feet wishes, however, that Robotnik will do the dishes for once.

The Delibird skin is ZOMGSQUEE!!! The banner is so *-*

Oh! Oh! Now I'm reminded of the time when my mother was digging through the refrigerator, because that's how we roll in my house, and she looks at me and goes "Where did the cheese go?"

No secret bonus points for knowing what my answer was. But we did finally know where the cheese go. x3

Actually, things have returned to normal, and the Mythbusters are blowing up Christmas trees! <3

Hey! Maybe they do squeak like pickles. Who knows what the Mythbusters do when there's no myths to bust. XD

...It would be so easy to turn Santa into Robotnik! Aw, heck. There just needs to be a Robotnik doll. X3 Scratch cuddles up to it when it's Chicken-Feet's weekend to visit.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MY STUPID CABLE PROVIDER TOOK AWAY THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH MYTHBUSTERS AND NOW I CAN'T!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH PIGS EXPLODE WITH THE POWER TO BLOW UP MINIATURE AFRICAS!!!!

;_; I want my Mythbusters.

I wonder if the sound of squeaking artichokes is anything like the sound of squeaking pickles...

... IT IS.

<3

*skips off*

*squee* Now I need to find my CD of thunderstorm sounds. Sixty minutes of pure rainfall with some thunder mixed in. <3

X3 That picture...

When you wanna blow up the neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Mythbusters!

If it's something weird
And you wanna know why
Who you gonna call?
Mythbusters!

The snow already melted. ;;

The third panel is awesome. It's like something I would say. XD

It's snowing where I am! <3

Snow storm, even. A couple of inches. I was at work when it started, and I ran around catching snowflakes on my tongue. I'm a-gonna go outside and roll around in it!

. . .

BOOM

:B

Customer: Bag my groceries!
Astinus: :B

And then I need to breathe heavily, like a certain toaster. XD

"For science" is so going to be the excuse I use for this experiment when I'm in work.

Astinus: *sitting on floor playing with pickles and artichokes*
Manager: What are you doing?
Astinus: Making things squeak...for SCIENCE! 8D
Manager: Clean this up.
Astinus: :B

Of course, the phrase "playing with pickles" automatically put in my mind Pickles Oblong. XD

Artichoke leaves are supposed to squeak when you rub them together if the artichoke is ripe. =3 I think that's adorable. Squeaking artichokes.

Why do the random fruits like avocados and artichokes have to be so fun?

Best. Thing. Ever.

I love it. <3