I pulled something laughing at how this matches the beat of this. I need more songs to match up.
I'll have a more coherent VM about Woopers and mittens when I'm not crying from WEEGEE!
Edit:
"Magikarp Badge" totally needs to become canon. It's given in a Gym where every trainer has Magikarp, and you can only win by using Magikarp.
The explanation behind the Black/White female player character's official pose needs to become canon too: she forgot to put on deodorant and is airing out her armpits.
Also, Wooper can use Curse. I know like every Pokemon can use Curse, but I'm imagining Wooper using it and failing, like Ralph Wiggum. "If you're happy and you know it, say a swear!" "Mittens!" Apparently there are many Pokemon who act like Ralph.
But that could be how Wooper and Charles combine. Wooper becomes, in its own mind, a Dethklok fan and swears at Charles by saying random words. Heavy metal Wooper? Yes!