The Declaration compared with an angry breakup letter? Hah, that would be worth seeing. -All boyfriends are equal, but some are more equal than others-
Like you have the Republicans and the Democrats, we have three main parties: Labour, Tory and Liberals, with the Liberals always trailing a little. Right now Labour is in power, during the economic crisis, soaring oil prices, the fluctuating house market, rising crime levels, and a shortage of Kitkats.
Due to this, so many more people are voting Tory, but some think that the Tories can't do anything about it even if they take over. Cue, begin food fights.
And I wasn't kidding about the Kitkat shortage. I can't find them ANYWHERE.