Yeah, I like your avatar, but your profile picture is so much cooler. You should delete everything in your signature except for your family and then use your profile picture as your avatar. Utter win.
And yes, if that were to happen, I'd kindly ask Astinus to delete the post and then we would move on with our lives.
24, The Chain Story, A Preview -
July 2007:
He was a nice boy. Those five words summed up the thoughts of an entire community. Nearly a year ago, a Jake Wigglesworth jumped off his school building, thinking he could fly like a Charizard. At least, that's what the investigation told the public. His parents' couldn't understand why the eight year old decided to idolise a random Pokémon after he told them Clefairy had been his favourite for his whole life and that he wanted one as his starter Pokémon. According to the report commissioned by the Kanto Police Force, the Jake's friends all agreed that he had been raving about Charizard just a couple of hours before he died.
A change of mind? Maybe the deceased was just going with the flow, like most other children his age. People close to him refuse to walk down that route though. "Nah, I know a lot of children his age like Charizard, but he was always a leader, doing his own thing, you know?" The words of his teacher shortly after the commission was released.
The case was dismissed as a freak accident.