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Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

Yuoaman

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  • BE SURE TO OGLE THIS IMAGE FOR THE DEFUNCT LP GROUP:




    My interest in this has been re-sparked after several months of Quartz just sitting there on my hard drive. Hopefully I'll be able to see this all the way through this time around.

    Once again I'd like to thank Zorak, of the Something Awful forums, who inspired this play-through.

    Well, here we go:

    [OLD UPDATES (with small changes)]

    Pokemon Quartz is a Hack of Ruby created by Baro several years ago.

    UPDATE 1
    Spoiler:


    UPDATE 2
    Spoiler:


    [NEW UPDATES]

    UPDATE 3 (Nov 30, 2009)
    Spoiler:


    UPDATE 4 (Dec 2, 2009)

    UPDATE 5 (Dec 3, 2009)

    UPDATE 6 (Dec 4, 2009)

    UPDATE 7 (Dec 6, 2009)

    UPDATE 8 (Dec 7, 2009)

    UPDATE 9 (Dec 9, 2009)

    UPDATE 10 (Dec 10, 2009)

    UPDATE 11 (Dec 12, 2009)

    UPDATE 12 (Dec 12, 2009)

    UPDATE 13 (Dec 15, 2009)

    UPDATE 15 (Dec 16, 2009)

    UPDATE 16 (Dec 20, 2009)

    UPDATE 17 (Dec 21, 2009)

    UPDATE 18 (Dec 23, 2009)

    UPDATE 19 (Dec 25, 2009)

    UPDATE 20 (Dec 27, 2009)

    UPDATE 21 (Dec 28, 2009)

    UPDATE 22 (Dec 31, 2009)

    UPDATE 23 (Jan 2, 2010)

    UPDATE 24 (Jan 3, 2010)

    UPDATE 25 (Jan 4, 2010)

    UPDATE 26 (Jan 6, 2010)

    UPDATE 27 (Jan 9, 2010)

    UPDATE 28 (Jan 11, 2010)

    UPDATE 29 (Jan 15, 2010)

    UPDATE 30 (Jan 23, 2010)

    UPDATE 31 (Jan 25, 2010)

    UPDATE 32 (Jan 28, 2010)

    UPDATE 33 (Jan 31, 2010)

    UPDATE 34 (Feb 5, 2010)

    UPDATE 35 (Feb 6, 2010)

    UPDATE 36 (Feb 10, 2010)

    UPDATE 37 (Feb 16, 2010)

    UPDATE 38 (Feb 28, 2010)

    UPDATE 39 (March 2, 2010)

    UPDATE 40 (March 6, 2010)

    UPDATE 41 (March 14, 2010)

    UPDATE 42 (March 28, 2010)

    UPDATE 43 (April 14, 2010)

    UPDATE 44 (June 27, 2010)

    UPDATE 45 (August 12, 2010)

    UPDATE 46 (October 4, 2010)

    UPDATE 47 (October 8, 2010)

    UPDATE 48 (November 1, 2010)

    UPDATE 49 (December 1, 2010)

    UPDATE 50 (December 24, 2010)

    UPDATE 51 (January 27, 2011)

    UPDATE 52 (March 17, 2011)

    UPDATE 53 (April 14, 2011)

    UPDATE 54 (May 25, 2011)

    UPDATE 55 (June 2, 2011)

    UPDATE 56 (August 5, 2011)

    UPDATE BEST (April 1, 2012)


    VIEW MY OTHER LP(s):
    Pokemon Raptor| N/A​

    HOLY CRAP THIS POST, IT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN TWO YEARS. (Well that was the case.)
     
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    Atomic Reactor

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    Hmm.... How about Pyro? Cause You have a squirrl named after me >:[

    lol
     

    Yuoaman

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  • If I get no more suggestions within the next hour or so I'll be going with "Pyro" or some variation thereof.
     

    Yuoaman

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  • UPDATE 4 (Dec 2, 2009)
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    BlitŻ1

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  • I have a get rick quick scheme. Use YAHTZEE to catch a Larvly, then, knock them out, put them in a basement, and command YAHTZEE to use its uber pecking powers to slowly rip the gems out of the Larvly's eyesockets, and watch as it slowly become dismembered and the blood oozes from the crevaces from it's tear ducts. Repeat this twice, using the gems to sell for a huge amount of PokeYen. To dispose of the body, or rather, show off, hang the Larvly's bloody carcass from a tree, carving the words, "Play yahtzee and die", showing the start of the reign of terror from TEH-PRO and YAHTZEE

    Yummy :3

    ~Blit
    [FONT=&quot]Ż[/FONT]
     

    Atomic Reactor

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    Sir... I don't think getting beaten to a bloody pulp will be very enjoyable for your Pokemon...

    I agree XD lol.

    Wow, I love being the fricken item slave <_<
    I think you should put each update in the first post, and put the seperate updates in spoiler tags. That would be nicer :P

    Your comments crack me up XD
     

    Yuoaman

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  • BlitZ: What a sick and twisted person you are... I like it!

    Justin: Good idea, I'll do that right away.
     

    Yuoaman

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  • Yeah... most of them suck hard, but TEH-PRO is angry and awesome, and Yahtzee is just murderlicious.

    EDIT: So any ideas to name one of those Larvly's?
     
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    Atomic Reactor

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    How about ****?
    idk.
    But you should use justin more ;)
     

    Yuoaman

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  • UPDATE 5
    Spoiler:
     
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    Atomic Reactor

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    Yeah, my murder squad needs blood! :rambo:
    XD

    Awesome, def loving it so far.

    My name suggestion was bleeped out :(
    It wasn't even bad... :(

    Anyway, i was laughing so hard at the gardener and insane people part XD
     
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  • Looks like 'compost' to me.
    Anyway, I am really enjoying this, keep it up- your brand of humor is right up my alley!


    Have you played through any other hacks like this before?
     
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    ok, did i play a really messed up version of this, or did you miss the crazy parts? i remember quitting this game after randomly bumping into 2 masterballs and also randomly bumping into level 100 legendaries ... when my guys were below level 10. or was that another hack??
     

    Kuribute123

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  • ok, did i play a really messed up version of this, or did you miss the crazy parts? i remember quitting this game after randomly bumping into 2 masterballs and also randomly bumping into level 100 legendaries ... when my guys were below level 10. or was that another hack??

    That's the WTF??? version
     
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    Yuoaman

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  • Thanks for all of the support everyone, I'll start playing when I have my first spare (no class), so I should have the next update up by 5 or 6 PM EST. :badsmile:
     
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