You lost the game.
ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY TEAM RATING???
I know Uxie is not offensive; I never really liked Uxie, although it can defend better than Umbreon, but I like Umbreon.
Ah, how to get Wish... Try Togetic with Wish passed onto Pikachu, and then Eevee.
Hate monkeys??? Look in the mirror. :^D
Here are some ideas, although good natures are Naive, Timid, or