I, for myself, speak very clear english (hurray for my talent for languages!^^) but I know lots of others who don't (you've never heard that terrible german accent, have you?)... And no, there's no such thing like a translater program in a german PC or any other PC (I'm wirting this on a Laptop we brought from America, so...^^). If there would, there'd be no such thing like the terrible grammar you read from some users (That's not meant to be mean, I just don't like wrong grammar!^^) .^^
Your dad was in Germany? Awesome!^^ How was it there for him and in which part of Germany was he?^^
Cool, saving a kid from drowning!^^ He must have a fan for lifetime, doesn't he?^^
Oh, and do you play any of the pokemon games?^^ Just curious!^^