I only have the internet at weekends and sometimes at the other days (the school library, at Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays between 2PM and 2:40PM), because it's my brother who has the mobile internet, and he is in a university in Bragança (at some 250 kilometers to where I live).
I got another haircut, but it's not a demented pencil like you two would love to say.
Lack of ability to speak English? Maybe because I'm a 14-year old (15 in December 9th) Portuguese, my native language is a Latin language, which makes it more difficult to learn a Germanic language?
By what you said, I think you two are playing with me.