No, it's MY room...oh, fine, you can have it for today. :P
And...success! But I still have one more phase to complete. I need to get a female from the same breed without a missing 31 in Speed or Speciak Attack (I have males missing either form of Defense specifically, but otherwise 5IV). What I've read is that Timid or Modest are the way to go because those natures boost either of those while only lowering Attack, which keeps their lower Defense stats (compared to some) intact. I've decided I'll give my Modest Ditto a rest and pull it out, and replace it with my Timid one; BTW, I inherited a Ditto factory, I'm only missing Bashful - which doesn't change a thing anyway.
So...once I have a 5IV from the Timid one, I'll train both to learn the same fourth move (undecided, but I'm thinking Parabolic Charge is a nice one), then anyone who later receives the bred babies from these two will have the option of replacing any Egg Moves they don't want. The only thing not there is Camouflage, and I might add it later if there's a request for it, but this one needs an attacking move (Glare paralyzes, Agility improves speed, Electric Terrain changes the field look to an Electric field where nothing can sleep) so I'll pick either Parabolic Charge or something else more powerful, but I like the energy-sucking aspects of that move.