Golurks Were Meant to Fly

Brownies? WHERE

No idea what fast travel is! You mean something like Link using the Ocarina to transport him to another location on the map or such? Alright I'll try but based on how badly I've done with other Zelda games, that's probably not something I'll ever finish.

Still hoping I'll be famous one day so I can show them! Though having paparazzi follow you everywhere would be awful so maybe I'll just stick with living the quiet life. Alright, haha. Let me know if you need a listening ear in return! It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one writing walls of text about crappy problems in my life.

Well the first time I ate curry was at an Indian restaurant back when we went to the Gold Coast in 2011! I just remember taking a bite and feeling like I'd swallowed a lump of flaming goo, heh. Don't they have food markets where you live? I'm sure you'd be able to shopli- I mean buy a plate of steaming gozleme.

Explain why Whitney's one is so strong then!

I'LL NAW YE ARM OFF HAGRID.

GOOD JOB. I have a Maths half yearly on Wednesday, aaa. I'll be studying later this weekend but I'm swamped with assignments at the moment. Three geography assessments in the one week, what is life. Glad to see that you didn't fail and commit calcicide though!

Also I just found a really cool game! I'll show you later since I'm too lazy to explain now but GET HYPED.

Lil Debbie is a company?! I thought she was just a rapper based on the song lyrics. TIL

I'll try! I doubt I'll be able to finish it though, I'm really lazy when it comes to finishing games. ALSO this one time I got stuck at the beginning of a Zelda game and never got past that point. so welp

Well I midnight feast more than I should but I wouldn't go as far to say bulimic! Mm, yeah. I have loads of people (strangers included) come up saying stuff like 'omg I feel so sorry for you' or just gawking and grabbing my wrists. I'm kinda used to it though it's like whyy. And sure! I'll message you later if you want. Story or explanation of the disorder?

Pfft, I'd just be a firebreather if I wanted to be a dragon! Thai curry's pretty good though I've never tried Japanese. Also really?! I thought curry originated from India though.

Gozleme's like thin strips of turkish bread with fillings of cheese, spinach and other optional foods like meat or mushrooms! Like this but the vegetarian ones are super good too.

The poor wild Miltanks! We should go on an operation to save them.

WHAT. fight me or you're automatically inferior. and yeees, GOTTA GO FAST.

I'd prefer to kill you! I mean GOOD LUCK, HOW DID IT GO.

I wouldn't know! I just googled cake songs and her gem of a Bake a Cake came up. Though that does make sense now that I think about it so WOOPS.

Nope! I've played Minish's Cap and I've got A Link Between Worlds lying at home but that's as far as my Zelda experience goes. I always thought of Ravio and Sheerow as the super cool rabbit and bird duo so my life's a lie now. He's got good fashion though, I'll give him that!

What's being bulimic? I used to have anorexia so it's not like their comments are wrong but it's still hurtful being told you're skin and bones just like it is being called fat. People don't seem to realise this though so yay for double standards! Anyway it can be described as 'not eating' but it's a lot more complicated in the sense that it stems from an out of control fear. If you want to know more then just message me on Skype or drop me a PM but if not, then that's fine too! You probably weren't expecting an explanation so sorry haha.

Naan's good! I love having it plain though I sometimes dip it into whatever indian takeaway I'm having with it. I can't understand the appeal for curry though, it's so spicy aaa. Then again, apparently I have the spice tolerance of a two year old so oops. Gozleme's one of my absolute favourite things to eat though - you should try it if you can! I'm guessing you know what it is but even the vegetarian ones are super good. We have street markets downtown every Thursday and Friday so I pick them up then.

Veggie sushi sounds good though can you imagine being vegan? I can understand the want to leave animals alone food wise but your diet would be fruit and vegetables the whole time. No chocolate, meat or dairy, it'd be awful!

HEY if you talk like that I'm gonna have to fire you. Get to work!

Well you can be my partner in crime or servant if you don't want to be a sidekick then?! Heh that sounds like me! I like running when it's windy actually, it feels great provided it's not cycloning or something. Long distance makes me feel like a sack of potatoes with legs though.

But are you as good as Lil Debbie? He bakes cakes faster than you can type, gurl.

also WHAT I thought ravio was some sort of rabbit or italian pasta! TIL. And please, we'd all know that you'd be fat as a Dursley if you had a normal metabolism so. That actually sounds a lot like mine though, I can eat like a pig and still be fine. It's pretty cool until people start thinking you're anorexic. Then it's like aaa why.

Plain pizza dough does sound gross! Bread like turkish gozleme and naan bread are great though, you should try them if you haven't. Also whoa, hold up. First you diss tuna bake and then you diss pineapples on pizza. How could you?!

That's cool! My sister and mum are both vegetarian though I'd never do it myself seeing as I love most meat. Does meat include no seafood though? No sushi sounds awful, aa.

Sure - your paycheque of virtually no money should be arriving shortly. Sit tight!

Also just got a text from a friend about how we have the athletic carnival at school tomorrow. Yay for sitting in the stands and doing nothing! Can you run like the wind, Ravio sidekick?

You may be able to cook but I bet you can't bake a cake as good as this one!

But who said there couldn't be more than one bird? Besides, you're implying that you, Sheerow, are not a bird and have therefore been lying about yourself for all these years! And of course you're fat. You eat pasta, pizza and all this other yummy stuff that most birds wouldn't even be able to fit into their beaks. Surely you'd be way over a bird's average BMI?

Plain pizza as in just cheese or literally cooked pizza dough? Don't know if they'd do this for New York style pizzas but my favourite's Hawaiian! It's probably one of the only foods I can live off of but meat lovers and the one you mentioned sound pretty good too! I don't remember if it was you but based off the pizza, are you vegetarian by any chance?

Alright 290 horses then! How do you feel about zookeeping the rest of my pets?

Is your superpower being able to burn down anything you cook? Birds don't even have hands so good luck with that!

But what if they're hungry after they eat her? Sheerow the Fat Bird will be next and you'll have no astronaut to defend or divert attention from you. Welcome to the afterlife Tom!

WHy not. Don't diss it before you try it, tuna bake hater. :(

Lasagna making seems fun! I'm not good at cooking though so that might end badly. Making the pasta itself seems like effort too. Can't you just send me all your homemade lasagna?!

That pizza looks amazing, aa. What's your favourite toppings for New York style pizzas?

Good, I'm glad! Hold these 289 other horses for me then, would you?

So you're proud to serve a pasta dish then?!

No I didn't know! That means that you'll be dueling with huge scorpions, spiders and ants then. It'll be like a pokemon battle between you, Sandra Bullock and giant insects! FIGHT - BAG - POKEMON - RUN, what do you do?

You're gross. Tuna bake is the best! It's all creamy and yummy. Lasagna's awesome though mine are usually just the cheap microwaved ones. What's New York style pizza though? Sounds interesting!

NO because you haven't changed your name to Golurks Were Meant To Fly yet! You're gonna have to hold onto those horsies for a while, sorry!

But how would you get in range without getting clawed? You're just the sidekick of Ravioli!

Inner space is like inside out outer space! Or the complete reversal. So the sun is now the size of a pumpkin whilst there's oxygen everywhere and planet-sized soda cans!

Depends, what type of pizza are we talking about? Personally I prefer stuff like lasagna or tuna bake. :D

ALRIGHT HOLD YOUR HORSES!!

TOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

But you're a bird and I'm a lion?!

Pfft I'm just assuming you're bad! You're welcome to join in with me and Alex if we ever decide to duo the Campfire Song though. And nah you wouldn't be fighting her in outer space but inner space! How hard is that? She'll kick you into the twenty fourth dimension before you can even pull out a NASA helmet.

only I AM VEGEMITE is allowed to think that! Have you forgotten that ice cream is the best thing ever? :(

also I need new music and your help is required! go before I send you to jail!!

Incriminating evidence? Let's see then.


Here, you're clearly diverting time away from important work such as an essay or calculus assignment to come challenge me to a 1 v 1 that you know you'll lose. This is deliberate procrastinating!

Secondly, I have caught you many times singing off pitch Taylor Swift songs, a trap set up by Swift to catch procrasinators. There's no way out of this one, time criminal! Either you fight Sandra Bullock in an inner space fight, do all of my schoolwork or be condemned to a house of no wi-fi. Which punishment will you take?

How big are we talking? I think in that case, the sandwich would cause a 8721.5 magnitude earthquake that destroys the whole universe whilst keeping heaven intact. It'd be a huge peanut butter jelly sandwich so at least people can enjoy its... smell? ALSO as I am a generous and non-time incriminating person unlike yourself, you have yet another chance to prove your innocence! Answer this truly mindblowing question correctly and you'll be set free: 'What is the best food on the planet and why?'

GOOD LUCK LOSER

My life is a lie. :(

WELL do you have anything that proves otherwise? Guilty as charged, criminal to the dentist.

Your answer lacked the word Robintussin so I'm gonna have to say that you failed! I don't think God would ever create an inedible sandwich but if he did, he'd use it as punishment by throwing rotten sandwiches on top of people! Smart use of resources, right?

Well what are 150s in non-America?!

Have to say that sounds a lot like you so I'm not surprised!

Also HEY answer this: 'what would you say if god sneezed?' this is a test of your creativity and intelligence go!!

150 out of 150,000?

You should feel ashamed, at least I found mine! Also despite your retainer crimes, I have taken the time to appreciate Sheerow in the User Appreciation Thread. That's totally not you, right?

In writing this user an appreciation post however, it went from 8:40 to 9:30 and I still have three out of three parts of my 20% maths assignment to finish. If I die, it's all your fault. :((

Also when are you able to jump on Skype to discuss a la blob club 2.0!

trust me, F- will look really good on your report! speaking of maths, I have an assignment on graphs due on wednesday and a half yearly exam in two weeks. sdfkl;

also I think my retainers might hate me now! I left them on the train, dropped them on the ground and almost threw the box in the bin all in the same day. OOPS. sitting here and mourning their loss by drinking sprite. :D

I'll IM you Sodius when I'm less lazy! To give you an idea, he started out looking like a Greek God before turning into Thor, Dumbledore then Iron Man. literally :D

Who has time for Maths? Answer '42' to all your questions and you're good!

4 months so 1st of September!

LET'S DO IT. get on skype if you want to remake sometime :D

The next name change is in May if you want to earn yourself a super cool name and 0.0001% of my friendship. ;]

also aaa when are we gonna remake the blob club :(

24,210 extra alts to be precise!

I miss Rainbow Arcanine but nah! Just here to look back and be like 'aw cute!!' You should go back to being GolurkIsDaBomb or change your name to Golurks Were Meant To Fly :D

i swear we have a total of 26,721 alt accounts combined