O_o your fangirl talk confuses me.
You know, I've been thinking. Being a guy and all, I can't really get ito all that Roark business, but you guys are my friends, so tell you what. I can't really join a fangirl club, but if you need some muscle, I'm open.
So if, say, anyone is bad-mouthing Roark, I can hurt them for you. I can baffle them with a series of logical paradoxes that will leave them with violent headaches for days on end, making them regret ever saying anything...or punch them in the face. Whatever works.
And if you feel membership is a bit light, I can help spread the word. And if words aren't sufficient, I can always turn to my trusty friend, Mr. Fist, or my other trusty friend, Mr. Thundershock.
I've also got a plethora of, ahem, "alternative methods." Brainwashing, hypnosis, subliminal messaging...you name it.
So, basically, the point of this long rant is that while I lament not being able to understand your Roark-ness, I will do whatever is within my worldly power to uphold and enforce the word of Roark. Sound fair?