Freya
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Hi. My name's Freya. As if you guys can't read my username or anything.
I'm going to attempt a Nuzlocke challenge with Pokémon Brown, the most awesome/unparalleled hack ever. Or at least until that new beta of Prism comes out. /fangirl rant over.
And you guys get to watch me fail.
If you don't know what a Nuzlocke Challenge is, prepare to be enlightened. It's a play-through of a pokémon game with a few simple, easy (lie) rules, that I didn't come up with, or create, or anything.
1. If a pokémon faints, you must release it as soon as possible. 'Cause it's dead. No revives.
2. You can ONLY catch the first pokémon you encounter in a route/cave/town/area/whatever. If you defeat the first pokémon you see, you get nothing from this area.
3. Obviously if you run out of pokémon, you must start again.
4. Potions, healing items of any kind in fact, are DISALLOWED.
5. Give your pokémon nicknames.
6. Battle style is set to SET.
I have a feeling I'm going to love getting poisoned.
If I lose, I'll speed run back to where I was, probably with different pokémon.
Sounds amazingly fun, right? Of course it is.
Let's get to it, then. Of course, there's no Nuzlocke-ness in this post, just the same crap every Let's Play starts off with. Except with 100% less sexual references/swear words.
. . . And suddenly, everyone is gone.
Oh hai steelix.
Pryce?!
Where is here? Am I dead? Arceus knows you're old enough to be dead. . .
Oh. I'm in a land Called Rijon. Yay. I can read.
OhIgetit. He's Tiny Tim, from 'A Christmas Carol.' *crickets* Mew bless us, everyone?
Pokémon tutor? Really? That's like the most pointless job ever. He's gotta be doing something else under the table. *shifty eyes*
A gligar, eh? Wait, why does it sound exactly like a ratatta? *insert obligatory Baro/Tiny Tim is a sorcerer reference here*
Young man? What are you, blind? Poor old Tiny Tim.
Yup. That's my name.
What? Who have I met, other than you? Is everyone else invisible? Did you go senile? Are they ninjas?
How do you know about my mother? Ohmygod, he must have cameras set up everywhere! CONSPIRACY! I knew the pokémon tutor thing was a lie! He's a super spy!
Fat chance. Also, its spelled tomorrow. :P
And now I'm small. Whee. He must've used his super-spy shrink ray.
I walked downstairs.
I have a father? Where is he? Did Tim capture him or something? Was he a spy too? I wanna be a spy! I'll be just like Angelina Jolie!
I actually like this color.
Mura? Who calls themselves Mura? Who lets their kids call themselves Mura? OhIgetit. It's a code name.
So it is. Is that a code message? Do you work for Russia? *gasp* Maybe I work for Russia! I live in a normal house, with my parents! They must be Russian spies!
I dunno, it is pretty long.
At least I'm not a 'pokémon tutor.'
How can he walk so fast with that cane? *shifty eyes * And he suddenly looks like Oak. CONSPIRACY!
I follow him, like the stupid naive idiot that I am. Whee.
The fabled Mura makes his appearance. Aww Mew, he must be blind too. Bless his heart.
Yeah, yeah, sure. I just want out of here. It smells like death and liver spots.
Blah blah blah, long story short, his grandfather wanted to be a master. A master spy, perhaps?
Did I just talk?
The 'silent protagonist' just said something and all he says is "Good to know?" Gee, thanks. Okay, okay, I'll take one, but I wanna talk to 'Mura' first.
You know what? Screw you Mura.
Well, the mother of all choices. Do I want the fire/flying weak to nearly everything pokemon; do I want the pure water type with good defense; or do I want the pokemon that can't be poisoned but is weak to the strongest types in the game?
Remember, if it faints, it's gone. *sniff*
I'm going to attempt a Nuzlocke challenge with Pokémon Brown, the most awesome/unparalleled hack ever. Or at least until that new beta of Prism comes out. /fangirl rant over.
And you guys get to watch me fail.
If you don't know what a Nuzlocke Challenge is, prepare to be enlightened. It's a play-through of a pokémon game with a few simple, easy (lie) rules, that I didn't come up with, or create, or anything.
1. If a pokémon faints, you must release it as soon as possible. 'Cause it's dead. No revives.
2. You can ONLY catch the first pokémon you encounter in a route/cave/town/area/whatever. If you defeat the first pokémon you see, you get nothing from this area.
3. Obviously if you run out of pokémon, you must start again.
4. Potions, healing items of any kind in fact, are DISALLOWED.
5. Give your pokémon nicknames.
6. Battle style is set to SET.
I have a feeling I'm going to love getting poisoned.
If I lose, I'll speed run back to where I was, probably with different pokémon.
Sounds amazingly fun, right? Of course it is.
Let's get to it, then. Of course, there's no Nuzlocke-ness in this post, just the same crap every Let's Play starts off with. Except with 100% less sexual references/swear words.
. . . And suddenly, everyone is gone.
Spoiler:
Oh hai steelix.
Pryce?!
Where is here? Am I dead? Arceus knows you're old enough to be dead. . .
Oh. I'm in a land Called Rijon. Yay. I can read.
OhIgetit. He's Tiny Tim, from 'A Christmas Carol.' *crickets* Mew bless us, everyone?
Pokémon tutor? Really? That's like the most pointless job ever. He's gotta be doing something else under the table. *shifty eyes*
A gligar, eh? Wait, why does it sound exactly like a ratatta? *insert obligatory Baro/Tiny Tim is a sorcerer reference here*
Young man? What are you, blind? Poor old Tiny Tim.
Yup. That's my name.
What? Who have I met, other than you? Is everyone else invisible? Did you go senile? Are they ninjas?
How do you know about my mother? Ohmygod, he must have cameras set up everywhere! CONSPIRACY! I knew the pokémon tutor thing was a lie! He's a super spy!
Fat chance. Also, its spelled tomorrow. :P
And now I'm small. Whee. He must've used his super-spy shrink ray.
I walked downstairs.
I have a father? Where is he? Did Tim capture him or something? Was he a spy too? I wanna be a spy! I'll be just like Angelina Jolie!
I actually like this color.
Mura? Who calls themselves Mura? Who lets their kids call themselves Mura? OhIgetit. It's a code name.
So it is. Is that a code message? Do you work for Russia? *gasp* Maybe I work for Russia! I live in a normal house, with my parents! They must be Russian spies!
I dunno, it is pretty long.
At least I'm not a 'pokémon tutor.'
How can he walk so fast with that cane? *shifty eyes * And he suddenly looks like Oak. CONSPIRACY!
I follow him, like the stupid naive idiot that I am. Whee.
The fabled Mura makes his appearance. Aww Mew, he must be blind too. Bless his heart.
Yeah, yeah, sure. I just want out of here. It smells like death and liver spots.
Blah blah blah, long story short, his grandfather wanted to be a master. A master spy, perhaps?
Did I just talk?
The 'silent protagonist' just said something and all he says is "Good to know?" Gee, thanks. Okay, okay, I'll take one, but I wanna talk to 'Mura' first.
You know what? Screw you Mura.
Well, the mother of all choices. Do I want the fire/flying weak to nearly everything pokemon; do I want the pure water type with good defense; or do I want the pokemon that can't be poisoned but is weak to the strongest types in the game?
Remember, if it faints, it's gone. *sniff*
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