Pokémon Azure Horizons! V2
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November 4th, 2011 (6:41 PM). Edited November 4th, 2011 by Truality.
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There is a 'choose your own pun' system on this LP.
At the end of each part, a choice is provided to the readers, and depending on the majority of the votes, the winning choice defines the puns on the upcoming update.
Meh, I guess i'll just toss this box and play poker with the lady over there.
What? No toss option? NO! LET ME TOSS IT!
Tch. I guess ninjalder is lucky. We're now leaving...
Remember when I said that something smelled bad? Well, now we know it's a town custom.
And you're still here, lazy bum. Rats.
Some grinding later, my little snitch learned to focus.
And runrun, we're all the way back to him...
Yes, it's the spicy pizza your ordered, apparently.
Memory cards? Pokedex? are those edible?
I think I heard someone greeting me behind my back.
Silly ninjalder. Ah, now he's ignoring me.
About time you explained your evil ninja plot.
Uh-huh... so it's a scout 'n' slavery business.
Sweet muffins, have I no say in that?
Ooh, now that's something interesting! What do you have?
Screwdriver? Pliers? Maybe a few wrenches?
OH COME ON
Lies all lies. You got assassinations to take on, right?
Yes, I'll be sure to give it a good spanning.
The more, the less.
Knock yourself out, dimbo.
Let's visit our beloved little older brother, while we're at it...
X-ray eyes? Are you superman?
X-ray contacts? REALLY?
So I was barefoot until now? I didn't notice.
Back to the town that smells, some more grinding, some nursery.
I hate you.
At least that dufus and his slowpoke are gone, so let's advance!
Oh? I thought my PITCHBOY gained exp from eating protein bars.
Heck no. I'm a pro. Here, I'll show you.
Prepare to lose instantly. You won't even believe it.
See what I mean?
Except for you. You have been stigmatized now.
Oh, you'll regret it. Poor you and your poor pokemon...
Making my way through the route, I come across a disdainfully familiar face:
What are you doing here, blocking my way through the holeway?
No, you're in the way, moron.
I only see one weirdo here.
a problem if one is not a weirdo. So, yeah.
Here goes nothing!
Whoo-hoo! I'm shaking it!
So, this is a cave? Hmm, wait, don't I hate caves for some reason...?
Wild reason appeared.
What's this guy doing here? I bet he's one of those weirdos.
Tough luck, weirdo. I shake it hard. Now go away and let me through.
CURSES! I shake it too hard.
... shake it some more, right?
I could wait, then.
So, what do we do now?
a) Wait for the weirdo and his machop to clear the way
b) Take the long way around
c) steal the machop and run
This is my December . . .
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