"High-Class Feast" With Jacob, Pendro, Darvin, Cassandra, Thrasher, Punisher
Punisher nodded to Cassandra, about to say something when he began to cough a bit. "Man... what's that smell?" He asked as he pinched his nose, "It smells... odd..." He heard the laughter that Garland was dishing out and he felt his own mouth tremble a bit. He giggled a bit, and then burst into loud laughter as well.
Cassandra noticed the odd smell herself. She made the mistake in double-checking, inhaling the fumes more than she would have liked. Of course, inhaling any fumes
at all was more than she would have liked. The lilligant felt hazy, and slightly disoriented, but... content. Strangely happy, even.
"I... know this... smell?" she said slowly. Something about this seemed all too familiar, but in her dazed state she couldn't recall where from. A dopey grin crossed Cassandra's face and she chuckled slightly at nothing in particular.
As many of the room's occupants seemed to descend into laughter of some kind or another, Pendro began to feel slightly perturbed. It certainly didn't seem like... normal behaviour, and even Punisher should have had
some level of self-control. He raised a metallic eyebrow and took a sip of his tea, but otherwise kept quiet and still. That is, of course, until the Emperor himself got out of his seat and began to eat off of the floor.
"Oh, lord Arceus above, what in the Torn World is going on?"
Thrasher looked on and sighed, "I'll tell you what, it's cola berry." He chuckled a bit, "Oh man, that brings back memories. Though back then I did five at a time. Looks like they're in for a good trip. Don't ruin it. Trust me, you get someone too anxious while on cola... it never ends well." He leaned back a bit, "I've smoked that stuff so much.... say, Reaching Mind, you've done Cola? You don't seem to be affected."
"Never in my life! How dare you! Even the notion of- wait, why aren't I affected? Am I affected?" He looked at his claws discerningly, as if they held all the answers he sought. "Hmm, no - metal exterior, no, clear body perhaps? Maybe. Or the tea... the tea! Heightens senses, easily a countermeasure, though it may not work entirely without the resistance otherwise gained from my ability..." The Metang shook his head, beginning to rise from his seat in as inconspicuous a manner as he could manage. "Regardless, shouldn't we... evacuate? How did this even happen in the first place?"
Thrasher chuckled and leaned back, "Oh please. This is a good high. Let it wear down for them. Trust me, once you experience bliss you don't want it to end anytime soon. The windows are already open so it shouldn't last long. Nowhere near an hour in fact." He smirked, "But while they are laughing over trivial matters... want to play some cards? It might take them a while to recover."
"An
hour?" Pendro crossed his arms. "You aren't convincing me. Nothing that can alter the mind in such a way should be considered a good thing."
Darvin, who went back to himself, started to feel somewhat easy, he watched around the room and noticed the weird behaviour of some, but he just felt like sleeping and so easy. Soon he crawled instead of walking and that to the side of a room and sat down now his minds thoughts started to be clustered as he sat there and just laughed about the things he laid eyes upon.
Punisher fell over on his seat as his laughter died down a bit, "Dude... woah dudes!" He said, "I... I see life. Man, it's beautiful..." He let out a soft sigh, "So beautiful..."
A small laugh escaped Cassandra as Punisher remarked some nonsense about seeing life. As strange and bewildering as this situation was, she felt incredibly amused by it all, no doubt an effect of whatever strange aroma permeated the dining hall.
Meanwhile, Emperor Dareon was on his four, eating the roasted Swanna the servant had dropped from the floor, like an animal, having forgotten all of the courtesies and manners. He was growling, too, and his mouth and beautiful fur were covered in berry sauce. The Emperor's Shield, the Aegislash who was always creeping by him, had become visible next to him and was patiently wiping him clean with his phantom hand. The sight was making Zack double up with laughter and Nik cry tears of joy - the Castform had half a mouth with berry.
Cassandra had her head resting on the table, her plate pushed aside as she had forgotten all about eating. She simply stared around the room with glazed eyes, seeing as the room delved into madness. Yet, in her addled mind, she didn't take notice, simply enjoying the moment of euphoria. It was then she saw the Emperor, hunched over on all fours and eating off the floor. Any sane individual would have been repulsed, but sanity had left the room the moment the Cola started to burn. She looked on at the spectacle, giggling like a child. "Look at that hair. So... poofy, like a pillow. I could take a nap in it..."
Pendro, with all his book knowledge... didn't really have any idea what to do about everyone else. On the one hand, according to Thrasher, it was best to let them be. Though on the other, they certainly weren't in the best of minds, and the potential humiliation - both for them from their potential actions, and to everyone else from their potential actions - wasn't really something the Metang wanted to think about. Regardless, Reaching mind had taken a few preventative measures; he had swiped a napkin from the table to cover his mouth and crossed to the other side of the room to have access to the nearest window, tea in hand lest he feel himself become drowsy.
Punisher was still staring up as a hand reached up and he blinked a bit. "Whoa..." Was all that came out as he could feel himself floating. Looking down Punisher could see that he was several feet above the ground. He could see his own body lying down there and everything that was going on around the room. He let his four arms propel him through the air as he chuckled softly. Oh man, this was awesome! He decided to fly up high, just moving past the air ship and right up into the sky as he kept on moving through clouds. To everyone else they would just see Punisher flat on his belly on the floor, his four arms moving as if he was rowing through water as he giggled and blabbered off to himself. As Pendro spotted the Machamp begin his floor rolling, he began deliberating whether he should do something. Soon enough, though, he came to the conclusion that Punisher, if anything, would probably find a way to be proud of it...
"Erm, Thrasher?" Pendro called. "I really do think we should do... something. I mean, look at the Emperor, for Jirachi's sake."
Thrasher just shrugged, "If you want to do something... go ahead." He gestured around the room, "Just TRY and keep them from doing something stupid. You'll never be able to truly stop them if they really want to do something. Now... if say they try to jump out a window, then sure. But for now it's no harm done. Depending on how they react to it, they might forget this whole ordeal or remember every single detail. Varies of course. Though you better hope that the Emperor is one who forgets."
Now that was a pretty hefty reality bomb.
Great. Well, I certainly feel in control.
Meanwhile, Cassandra had started to absent-mindedly shuffle out of her chair, slowly wobbling over to where Dareon was seated on the floor. She stared at his long, flowing white mane, completely ignoring the fact that it was attached to a person.
"It looks so soft..." she mumbled, and before she knew it she was standing just over the Emperor. She completely let herself go, falling forward without a care in the world, landing right in the Emperor's mane as one would a sofa. Due to her grass type, the normal static that would accompany such an action went unnoticed, as Cassandra reclined in a drunken stupor. "Soooo fluffyyyyy...."
"Lady, I'm going to have to ask you to step away from his Highness. I am warning you, do not provoke his ire," the Emperor's Shield said sternly.
But the Mega Ampharos hardly seemed to notice the Lilligant on his mane, and he ignored his bodyguard. But when he was done with his personal feast, he rose suddenly, his antenaes perked up. The Stygian flag to his right was messed up, the bamboo sticks all askew from Cassandra's fall. He cleared his throat and looked around, having a perplexed expression. Then he noticed Cassandra.
"What in the world were you doing in my hair?" he asked, lazily, his usually steel tone having softened to the point of almost being friendly.
Cassandra lazily rolled off on the floor, chuckling slightly, until the effects of the cola began to wear off. She looked around curiously... then she suddenly remembered. She recalled in vivid detail what had transpired, blushing like mad and her eyes going wide with horror once she realized what she had done...
"I feel I should do something." Pendro noted. "But I can't seem to move."
"I... I...uhh...!" The lilligant stammered, rising to her feet. Even with his much calmer tone, having the emperor staring at her, especially after what had just taken place, nearly caused her to faint on the spot. She brought her hands to her face, before she bolted out of the room faster than a pikachu using quick attack.
Thrasher began to nod, "Maybe it's a sign then. Don't mess with them. Never know when the mood might change if you do interfere... so take that as a word of caution. Anyways... " He glanced over at the Emperor, "Hello your highness. Seems someone unleashed some coca in here. Do you wish to know what you were doing? Or do you wish to remain naive? I think personally that you might to be naive given what you were doing." He glanced at Cassandra as she departed and he stood up, "I know the feeling she's had. If you all excuse me, I need to talk a Lilligant through this. Pardon me." He stepped over a groaning Punisher and strolled out of the room.
Punisher meanwhile blinked, "Man... I had the MOST intense dream..." He said with a confused glance, "Anyone else dream of being a moon man?"
Pendro took another sip of tea grumpily. "Just a message to whoever did this, if you're here. I hate you with every fibre of my being."
The Emperor looked at Thrasher, looking rather disinterested out of a sudden. His Aegislash servant was whispering in his ear; he had already lost his smile. "I am aware of what I was doing," he said abruptly, shooing some locks of cotton off his hair. He turned to his servant. "Cola, you said it was? ... Who here would dare use this despicable weapon?"
The room was silent for a moment, before Jacob rose from his seat with a solemn expression. "It was I, your Highness. This berry could have been poisonous," Jacob said, "yet nobody saw me set it on fire. You might wanna tighten your security."
Dareon looked as if he was about to burst with anger. He instead let out a gust of sudden laughter that stormed the walls of the room; it was so unlike him. "You are mad," he told him, then turned to Garland, "I trust everyone here with my life. Am I wrong to trust you with my life..." he paused, and the Aegislash whispered in his ear, "... Prankster," the Emperor said flatly. "What a fitting title."
Jacob nodded slightly. "I'm doing what I can to protect you."
Garland saw fit to step in. "Your Highness, he meant no harm. He does these... pranks to test us."
"Yes, yes." Pendro said bitterly, "No harm, just chaos and hideous embarrassment all round. Fantastic test. Love it. Ten out of ten, would perform again. Certainly wouldn't have me begging Yvetal for the sweet embrace of death!"
Punisher blinked at Pendro's words, "Uh... I got to walk around on the mood. I was fine with it." He shrugged a bit, "Hey you have anymore of that... cola thingie stuff left?" He asked Jacob.