(Sees post about Jeff "from the Overwatch team" Kaplan being pegged as a Femenazi)
What the duck did you just duckling say about Jeff, you little Sylvanas Windrunner? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Blackwatch, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Null Sector, and I have over 300 bots destroyed. I am trained in Winston (is not a monkey, he is a Scientist!) Warcraft and I'm the top Widowmaker in the entire Horde and Alliance Combined. You are nothing to me but just another target dummy. I will wipe you the duck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this idealistic near-future Earth, mark my duckling words. You think you can get away with saying that cow level to me over the Internet? Think again, goose. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sombra Mains across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Heroes of the Storm, Trifling Gnome. The Heroes of the Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're duckling dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Overwatch Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable donkey off the face of the continent, you little cow level. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your duckling tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price*, you b-baka! I will cow level Fury Warrior all over you and you will drown in it. You're duckling dead, kiddo.
*$59.99, plus shipping and handling if you order the non-digital release, due to arrive soon(tm).
