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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Kyouya

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Granted but instead they were made dull in the first place

i wish i knew what to wish when my fish gives me a magic dish
 
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Kyouya

"baddest of the bad"
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granted but you lose it 3 minutes before you perform and when they are throwing rotten fruit the fruit gives off a highly deadly gas and you die passout

i wish i was king of the ocean
 
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Vyro

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Granted, but you can't swim or breathe underwater.

I wish I was a magic,giant,invincible dragon named flippy.
 

Ice Grimm

Mirotic
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Granted, but at your first match you hit yourself with the racket on the head and get a concussion and get to never play tennis again.

I wish I could fly =)
 

Vyro

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granted, but you are allergic to air.

I wish I had a magic parakeet namd bobo who obeys my every command.
 
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Granted, but not knowing the secret of life leads up to your head exploding.

I wish I had some soda right now.
 

Neiko Star

Dancing rain
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Granted, but a random pink three-headed penguin comes and drinks it.

I wish I wasn't bored.
 

talesfan1

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granted, but during none bored time you overexert your self and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a properly functioning computer
 
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Your computer begins to function properly as if by magic. However, now that your computer functions properly, it can be targetted by the mind control virus being sent out by your government.

I wish I had a stylish hat.
 
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Zanny77

I'm back, baby!
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Granted, but you end up with a Man-O-War on your head, as that is a stylish hat for some crazy people.

I wish this guy would actually BATTLE ME!!11!!!11!!one!!
 
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