Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you get killed by someone whos 20x as strong as you.

I wish that my pineapple didn't eat me.

 

[megasuper123]

Granted but you then eat your self



i wish for a fish that was a alian fish that was a shinigami that kills noobs

 

[Zanny77]

Granted, but you feed it apples until you run out and it goes into withdrawals until it eventually implodes.

I wish could drink caffeinated drinks without having a panic attack.

 

[megasuper123]

Granted but now you have heart attacks


i wish that Harry Blue5 implodes

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are found at the scene and charged with murder.

I wish I had a good sense of rhythm again.

 

[pokefansam]

granted but you just can stop druming


i wish i didnt screw up my first kiss

 

[zevarius kerensky]

granted... but all of ur kisses get screwed up after

i wish i found out y my lucarian wife died XD

 

[jpp8]

Granted. However, the case was treated as murder with you as the prime suspect with all evidence and motive pointing to you. Even though you knew this wasn't the case, nothing could maintain your innocence.

I wish I could have a voice modulation bowtie.

 

[Kyouya]

granted but it breaks on squeaky mode and youre voice is stuck like that and passes on to all within your bloodline

I wish i was the sun

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but because you give of so much heat, you literally melt yourself.

I wish I had a turtle shell.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but you're too slow.
I wish that I had a star.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Black hole = collapsed star.

I wish for a new, fully functional DS.

 

[Skystrike]

You get a Game Boy. the first.
I wish i wasn't streched up like speghtti when im in a black hole.

 

[LordBlumiere]

Granted! You're now scrunched up like a golf ball.

I wish I could have a nice warm cup of hot chocolate...

 

[HeartGoldnSoulSilver]

Granted, you drank the warm cup of hot chocolate and later found out it was explosive hot chocolate and you exploded!

I wish someone would post after this.

 

[Azumi]

Granted, but now you will be stalked by spam messages.

I wish I could draw a complete manga character with paint, without screwing up.

 

[Kyouya]

granted but the next and ones after failed horribly

i wish this wish wont get corrupted

 

[Saltare.]

Granted, but your life gets corrupted as a result


I wish my best friend wasn't moving today :(

 

[zevarius kerensky]

Granted. However, the case was treated as murder with you as the prime suspect with all evidence and motive pointing to you. Even though you knew this wasn't the case, nothing could maintain your innocence.

XD she died in a teleporter accedent XD

I wish my best friend wasn't moving today :(

granted... but u move instead

i wish i was back in my lucarian form again

 

[Kyouya]

granted but someone has a poison that only kills lucarians

i wish i was an immortal dragon at the bottom of the ocean