You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Meowth, let's go! Dead people of Shibuya, your mission is to help me take down Nineray and palkia! Fail, and face erasure!
*1000 spirits, A meowth with a chainsaw, and I[with elemental powers] charge towards Palkia*
And just to be sure Nineray won't interfere...
NINERAY! You're banned because you have the ability to help Palkia!

*jumps into the reverse world*
Okay, this is--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A b-bomb...that bomb....urgh...*blacks out*
A few minutes later...
???: Ah, you're finally awake. I'll have you know, that I stole my composer powers back. However, I was bored so I decided to revive you and your Meowth.
DARKPOKEBALL: Can I still control the elements?
???: yus.
DARKPOKEBALL: Alright, tell me where Dialga and Palkia are!
???: They escaped before the bomb went off! They're in--
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: This post is over so you guys don't know the answer! MWA HA HA HA!

Banned because Dawn should get her own series of the anime given she's so compared to Ash, like having Piplup as a counterpart to Pikachu.

BANNED! because Dawn can't have her own anime right now. I'm holding her hostage in case Nineray shows up.
REPORTER: We are here in Lavender town, Darkpokeball and Meowth have cornered Dialga and Palkia and are weakening the two legendaries significantly. Darkpokeball also has "Dawn" hostage so any attempts to stop him are useless[unless we want to get rid of Dawn permanently.] Things are looking grim!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Heh...too easy.

Banned cos Dawn has hips like boom and an ass like bang Huh I just woke up lol :P

Banned cos I have an exam tomorrow

Banned for forgetting a Pokemon reference... now, are you Black Kyurem or White Kyurem?

Banned cos I did make a reference to Dawn

Imma white kyurem

BANNED! because I have successfully caught Dialga!
DAWN: Oh Q#*()*@#)$(*WER!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Once we catch Palkia, we'll have done it! I'll keep track of Dawn and Dialga's pokeball, Darkpokeball, it's up to you to capture Palkia.
DARKPOKEBALL: Got it!

Banned cos beginners have to try to be better than Ash when he was a beginner.

Banned because Y U NO CHOOSE OSHAWOTT?

banned cause i did chose oshawott , then abandoned it in the pc

Banned cos I choose Tepig

BANNED! because I just caught Palkia! WOOT WOOT!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Did we just succeed?
DARKPOKEBALL: Yeah! Wait...where's Dawn?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Oh no! She's running away!
DARKPOKEBALL: Whatever, ,we got what we came for.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: She stole Dialga and Palkia's pokeballs!
DARKPOKEBALL: ARGH! It's official, Dawn is now the worst female protoganist in the Pokemon Anime. *chases after her*