Elite Overlord LeSabre™
On that 'Non stop road'
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Note: This is a parody of the Christmas song, "Winter Wonderland."
And as a disclaimer, I do not condone or support the practice of committing white collar fraud. This work is for entertainment purposes only.
Scammer's Wonderland
As CFO, gotta make cash
Don't really care 'bout the backlash
I've got a dream
Of a grand Ponzi scheme
Plottin' in a scammer's wonderland
Gone away are the true books
In their place are our new books
These numbers look great
Hope the IRS takes the bait
Swindlin' in a scammer's wonderland
In the office we'll create cash inflows
And make sure we can cover our tracks
When the Feds come by, we're ready to go
Cause our crooked auditor has our backs
Later on, we'll conspire
To commit fraud by wire
Lo and behold
The con game never gets old
Cheatin' in a scammer's wonderland
In the office we'll create cash inflows
And then pretend we ain't lying cheats
We'll have lots of fun making mad dough
Till the SEC finally brings the heat
In the kitchen, I'm a disaster
But at cooking books, I'm a master
Corporate fraud is the way
Just ask Madoff, Skilling and Lay
Defrauding in a scammer's wonderland
And as a disclaimer, I do not condone or support the practice of committing white collar fraud. This work is for entertainment purposes only.
Scammer's Wonderland
As CFO, gotta make cash
Don't really care 'bout the backlash
I've got a dream
Of a grand Ponzi scheme
Plottin' in a scammer's wonderland
Gone away are the true books
In their place are our new books
These numbers look great
Hope the IRS takes the bait
Swindlin' in a scammer's wonderland
In the office we'll create cash inflows
And make sure we can cover our tracks
When the Feds come by, we're ready to go
Cause our crooked auditor has our backs
Later on, we'll conspire
To commit fraud by wire
Lo and behold
The con game never gets old
Cheatin' in a scammer's wonderland
In the office we'll create cash inflows
And then pretend we ain't lying cheats
We'll have lots of fun making mad dough
Till the SEC finally brings the heat
In the kitchen, I'm a disaster
But at cooking books, I'm a master
Corporate fraud is the way
Just ask Madoff, Skilling and Lay
Defrauding in a scammer's wonderland
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