You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Banned cos that piece of news is a fake!
Rockets are just too lame to make a successful theft.
Giovanni will never learn!

Banned cos Pikachu's Iron Tail = Badass.

Banned because you are overly obsessed with Latias.

Banned for a username based on Umbreon and yet I see no Umbreon.

banned because there are no pokemon in your avatar and signature despite being in a pokemon forum.

Banned cos I once had a tradition of only using Pokemon-based avatar/signature themes but earlier this year I broke that tradition and started having more diversity. My username is based on a Pokemon character's Japanese name and I bet you can guess who that character is.

Banned cause Hikari is Dawn from Twinleaf Town in the Sinnoh Region.

Me: Finally the Destiny Tower! Ready guys?
Kokotko: Wait aren't we gonna be reverted to Level one and we have to tms?
Glacier: I'll have no Stab Bonus from moves...
Me: But i get Searing Shot, 100 Base damage right there plus stab, Lets go!

Banned cuz the Cyndaquil in your avatar is thinking, "This is my berry, don't even look at it."

Banned because Cyndaquil is surpised you read his mind

Me: Hurry the stairs are right there!
Kokotko and Glacier: Run for it!
Me: Thats it you guys go ahead Searing Shot!
*Goes up stairs*
Me: You guys ok?
Kokotko: Barley...
Glacier: That was the most random Monster House ever...
Me: Look at the bright side, were alive

Banned cuz me and that Cyndaquil are gonna have problems, I want that berry.

Banned cos you have a username with "Umbreon" in it yet no Umbreon in your avatar or sig.

Banned cause Cyndaquil will defend this berry with his life im mean errr berry.

Me: Not Again!
Everybody: Run for it!
Me:Searing...Huh wait thats right in forgot about this, V-Create!

Banned because Munchlax stole my cookies.

BANNED! because I've successfully reached Spear Pillar....
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: SCREW THIS!
DARKPOKEBALL: Wh-what?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: I've been featured in one too many side stories in "Pokemon Trivia" threads! Yet, I haven't seen the light of day anywhere else in PokeCommunity. I demand that you stop making lousy side-stories and write a fanfic about me!
DARKPOKEBALL: No.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: But...
DARKPOKEBALL: NO.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Fine. Let's go get Dialga and Palkia and get this over with...*mumble, grumble*

Banned cos Dialga and Palkia have rejected Dark Ash.

banned cuz garitnia kills palkia and dialga

Banned cos Tao trio is cooler than Creation trio.

BANNED! because Dialga and Palkia sent me to the human world when they rejected me...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: So...you guys wanna be on my team?
DIALGA and PALKIA: YESH!
*Dialga and Palkia have joined Meowth's Rescue Team*
*back on the human world...*
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh no...Meowth and I are in different worlds! How are we going to meet each other again? If anyone has answers to this...it's....

5 minutes later...
DARKPOKEBALL: So, Hikari10, I was just wondering....

Banned! Because I just got sucked into the future with Dusknoir.
Me: Alright, we escaped. Now how on earth do we get back?
Vulpix: How about that portal over there that was just opened by a .... Meowth?
Me: Umm... I think that Meowth has befriended Dialga. Which means...
Vulpix: Darkpokeball must be gone.
Me: Yep. Quick, through the portal!