1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1267

Invite Reggie and make him say 'My body is Ready' to the manager.

1269

Walk around and start telling people if they have a moment to talk about their lord and savior, Sauron.

1270.

Eat all of the grapes then burp in peoples faces, then whack peoples arms with zucchini's. :D

1271:

Play bumper cars inside the store with the little kid cars. When you get kicked out pull out a toy sword and yell out "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! I WILL DESTROY YOU!" In a He-man Coustume.

1272:

Walk in and scream "I LOVE PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!" If no one reacts Brofist someone in the face. (Hard!) Preferably the manager or somthing like that.

1273:


Run in and yell "THE AKUMA ARE COMING! WHERE ARE THE EXORCISTS?!" (PM or VM me to know what the *F* im talkin about)

1274:


Run around in a Joker Costume saying to little kids "Well hello there... (Laugh hystericaly) want some candy?"


1275:


Grab one of the toy pokeballs on the shelfs throw it and yell "Go! Pikachu!" and someone will challenge you. (er... how did I remember that?!)

1276

Use a megaphone and say 'Sam's Club is better!'

1278: Get naked, rub warm butter all over yourself, stick a stick of dynamite up your butt, put some pants on, but sag them down to your knees, play "Thrift Shop", light yourself on fire, and enter the Walmart screaming "Yolo". See how quickly you die before the dynamite goes off.

ChocoboCam said:

1278: Get naked, rub warm butter all over yourself, stick a stick of dynamite up your butt, put some pants on, but sag them down to your knees, play "Thrift Shop", light yourself on fire, and enter the Walmart screaming "Yolo". See how quickly you die before the dynamite goes off.

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thats insane lmao.

hey kids. dont try this at home mmmkay. anyway

1279 hide bombs everywhere in walmart than yell BOMBS. BOMBS. THE PLACE GONNA GET BLOWN UP.
When everybod asks if your lying say yes. they will kick you outta walmart...........then the place blows up for real. Killing EVERYONE inside but you

1280

Cosplay as Gandalf then stand outside the Wal-Mart and scream to the people that are trying to enter 'You Shall Not Pass!'

Bring 20 SD cards with a blue screen that says I AM ERROR picture on all of them. Put the SD cards in those display laptops and make the picture fullscreen.

1284
Dump ketchup in a trail on the ground leading to the women's washrooms.

1285

Pretend your Justin Beiber and infatuate all of the customers.

1286: Flip over all of the book stands and scream "NO! Don't think I need anything at all!" in the style of Pink Floyd.

1287: 1000th post in this thread

Grab a small child from a pram before pegging it at its parent...

Ooh that tickles

1288

Make sure to look both ways while biking around the Wal-Mart.

1289: Dress up like Joseph Stalin, and run around the store shouting "POWER TO THE PROLETARIAT! DEATH TO DEMOCRACY!"

1290: While waiting to get kicked out for the above, throw turnips and teddy bears at employees, muttering obscenities about how much you hate Hitler's mustache.

1291: Right when you see the manager after doing the above two, tackle him, and scream "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" at the top of your lungs.