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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Nakala Pri

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Put on zombie makeup/clothing and make zombie sounds and try and eat the people. When the staff freak out and try and stop you, bite their arms and then have a fake spasm attack! c:

WARNING:

May receive gigantic scolding and be put into a mental institution. xD
 

TY

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Play a game of Mario Party in the store... And rage a lot xD

or get ninja'd xD
 

Nakala Pri

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Yell 'Mum! Why did you leave me? Why did you leave me at that orphanage!' at one of the older workers. xD
 

Unknown#

'Cause why not?
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Take money out of the cash registers, rip it up, and throw it up in the air while screaming "CONFETTI!"
 

Synerjee

[font=Itim]Atra du evarinya ono varda.[/font]
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Walk in blowing a party horn non-stop, following customers around until you run out of breath, then drop dramatically onto the floor, flailing about in a fake seizure. Get up and repeat.
 

Yumetaro

MAI RIBBONS
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Put random things in the coolers, and when a buyer comes into buy a cooler, they shall be mistaken of stealing.
 

Nakala Pri

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Scream: 'Everybody hurts just a little too much
Everybody hurts but it's never enough
It's wonderful to fall
It's worth of risking all
I'd rather love just a little too much...'

Haha, best song ever!
 

xseed

Reality? Or a dream?
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1226 I would walk into walmart like a boss with a troll face mask and a banhammer while yelling THIS IS A ROBBERY. PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR YOU GET BANNED!
 

Nakala Pri

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Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

Worked for me. xD
 
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