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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1266

walk into walmart dressed as a trap. nuff said.
 
1267

Invite Reggie and make him say 'My body is Ready' to the manager.
 
1268

walk in walmart like a boss with a big ole teletubby suit on 0_0 da heck. how did I suddenly rember that lol
 
1269

Walk around and start telling people if they have a moment to talk about their lord and savior, Sauron.
 
1270.

Eat all of the grapes then burp in peoples faces, then whack peoples arms with zucchini's. :D
 
1271:

Play bumper cars inside the store with the little kid cars. When you get kicked out pull out a toy sword and yell out "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! I WILL DESTROY YOU!" In a He-man Coustume.

1272:

Walk in and scream "I LOVE PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!" If no one reacts Brofist someone in the face. (Hard!) Preferably the manager or somthing like that.

1273:


Run in and yell "THE AKUMA ARE COMING! WHERE ARE THE EXORCISTS?!" (PM or VM me to know what the *F* im talkin about)

1274:


Run around in a Joker Costume saying to little kids "Well hello there... (Laugh hystericaly) want some candy?"


1275:


Grab one of the toy pokeballs on the shelfs throw it and yell "Go! Pikachu!" and someone will challenge you. (er... how did I remember that?!)
 
run around in a garland costume yelling I AM GARLAND THE LEGEND AND I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN. Then grab a toy sword or whatever weapon you can grab and start cutting at 4 random people(cuz they will be the 4 heroes lol)
 
ChocoboCam said:
1278: Get naked, rub warm butter all over yourself, stick a stick of dynamite up your butt, put some pants on, but sag them down to your knees, play "Thrift Shop", light yourself on fire, and enter the Walmart screaming "Yolo". See how quickly you die before the dynamite goes off.
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thats insane lmao.

hey kids. dont try this at home mmmkay. anyway

1279 hide bombs everywhere in walmart than yell BOMBS. BOMBS. THE PLACE GONNA GET BLOWN UP.
When everybod asks if your lying say yes. they will kick you outta walmart...........then the place blows up for real. Killing EVERYONE inside but you
 
dress as a troll and hide under shelves(somehow lol). when people try to buy stuff yell YOU MUST PAY ME MONEY TO PASS AND BUY STUFF
 
sneak in at night sly cooper style and steal all the video games. though I am sure no matta how stealthy you are you are gonna get caught by a camera and get kicked out the next day
 
1285

Pretend your Justin Beiber and infatuate all of the customers.
 
1287: 1000th post in this thread

Grab a small child from a pram before pegging it at its parent...

Ooh that tickles
 
1288

Make sure to look both ways while biking around the Wal-Mart.
 
1289: Dress up like Joseph Stalin, and run around the store shouting "POWER TO THE PROLETARIAT! DEATH TO DEMOCRACY!"

1290: While waiting to get kicked out for the above, throw turnips and teddy bears at employees, muttering obscenities about how much you hate Hitler's mustache.

1291: Right when you see the manager after doing the above two, tackle him, and scream "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" at the top of your lungs.
 
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