So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

Roni · Jan 24, 2021

and refills my glass of water for free. thanks Poliwag.

a Barbaracle walks into a bar...

Mercurybro · Jan 24, 2021

...and finds a comfortable spot sticking itself on the furniture, to the chagrin of the bartender.

A Wooper walks into a bar....

Roni · Jan 24, 2021

and blankly smiles at all bar goers. it's cute at first but starts getting creepy after the 3rd hour.

a Loudred walks into a bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Jan 30, 2021

and the bar shuts down due to his unbearable sound intensity.

A passimian walks into a bar...

Starlight · Jan 31, 2021

...and orders 4 coconut daiquiris... all for themself

A Lopunny hops into a bar...

Izanagee2005 · Jan 31, 2021

and stares at everyone.

So a Charizard walks into the bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Jan 31, 2021

and burns the entire building into flames. the bar needs to shut down for the day.

From somewhere, a Dunsparce managed to enter the bar...

Izanagee2005 · Jan 31, 2021

and crawls away through the ashes.

A Blastoise comes to the bar...

Roni · Jan 31, 2021

and still constantly gets compared to Charizard. looks like he can't escape that no matter where he goes...

a Comfey floats into a bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Jan 31, 2021

And grabs the Cotton Candy from the bartender.

Rapidash ran into the bar...

Roni · Jan 31, 2021

and sets the counter ablaze by accident D:

a Delibird walks into the bar shortly after...

भाग्य ज्योति · Jan 31, 2021

to deliver a present for the bartender.

A snorlax moved into the bar...

Roni · Jan 31, 2021

and blocks the entrance now for anyone who doesn't have a Pokeflute

a Duraludon walks into the bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Jan 31, 2021

And breaks all the glasses.

A skarmory flew into the bar...

Roni · Feb 1, 2021

and uses Steal Wing to nab some free drinks. heh.

a Lycanroc Dusk Forme walks into the bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Feb 1, 2021

and the bartender served him 5 glasses full. Lycanroc howled in enjoyment.

A Jynx entered the bar...

Roni · Feb 1, 2021

and gave everyone a big ol' kiss

a Xatu flies into the bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Feb 1, 2021

and was warmly welcomed by everyone. He enjoyed for an hour and flew away.

The Onix dug through and into the bar...

Roni · Feb 1, 2021

and had to pay for property damages. next time just use the dang door Onix smh.

a Pawniard walks into the bar...

भाग्य ज्योति · Feb 1, 2021

only to find that its closing time. He had to sadly depart :(

The swablu went into the bar...