1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

ReKoil

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Organize a scavenger hunt inside the building and place the things they have to find outside. 😈

 

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Wear target merchandise

 

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Throw the store into the abyss

 

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Dig up the aisles and plant trees in all of them.

 

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Take the whole pokemon card aisle

 

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Steal the keys and lock all of the employees inside.

 

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Stand at the entrance all shady and greet everyone with "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?".

 

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steal the fruit snacks.

 

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Stand in an aisle dressed like a wizard and shout to everyone that comes nearby: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS, IDIOT!"

 

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Make people wear a grumpy talking hat for a minute and only allow them to buy whatever the hat said they wanted. 😇

Spoiler:

 

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Guard the bread aisle

 

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Start a debate about the futility of life in the kids section.

 

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Start signing people's faces with a permanent marker 😈

 

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Start a snowball fight with Apples.

 

Megan

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Load your disc shooter with frozen pizzas!

 

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Build a fort with marshmallows

 

ReKoil

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Motorize the shopping carts and make them Remote Controllable... then make people bump into each other and lose control of them :fufu:

 

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Load frozen blueberries into your Nerf gun.

 

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Jump from shelf to shelf.

 

ReKoil

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Rearrange and stack all the shelves and turn the store into a big 'getting over it' course.