1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Megan]

520

Build a Pillow Fort and then besiege it by throwing cans at it.

 

[ReKoil]

521

Start singing in the middle of the store 😔

 

[forg]

522

Use the condiments to fingerpaint on the walls. Gotta start somewhere.

 

[Duck]

523

Eat all the whipped cream

 

[ReKoil]

524.

Replace all shopping carts with skateboards.

 

[Megan]

525

Photoshop all the images of food to look better than the actual food.

 

[Starlight]

526.

Replace all the price stickers with labels that say "if you have to ask, you can't afford it"

 

[ReKoil]

527.

Put some actual walls up for sale.

 

[Megan]

528

Replace all video game consoles with rocks and tell everyone that they all bricked!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

529.

Dress up in a giant checker costume and run through the store screaming "KING ME".

 

[ReKoil]

530.

Pretend to be sleepwalking and shoplift all their chocolate... 🤤
I mean 😴

 

[Megan]

531

Question the existance of the store and constantly run into the walls to prove that they don't exist!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

532.
Stick a whole rotisserie chicken on the end of a walking stick and use it like a wizard staff.

 

[ReKoil]

533.

Steal Borrow the person above's Wizard Staff and go to the checkout aisle and go like this:

Spoiler:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

534. Borrow an Aegislash's sword, go in front of the Walmart's toilets and declare :

Spoiler:

 

[RadEmpoleon]

535. Scatter banana peels all around the store like it's Mario Kart.

 

[Megan]

536

Pup a small machine in every cart that randomly makes funny noises.

 

[ReKoil]

537

Hold a demolition derby inside the store using the shopping carts.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

538.
Play Among Us in real life

 

[Megan]

539

Turn the building into a giant robot and fight the other giant robot.