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droomph · May 4, 2013

we need some normal people around here

I am…

…15.

I don't care what you call me, but if you want to track me down and steal my money out of my bank account and/or pocket (ha! I have none! Foiled once again!), my name is Shane. And no, I'm not from wherever that name comes from. Or European. Or a human. I am…I don't know. What am I? I am a sentient being sent from the future to make your present a nightmare. Something like this:

fig 1.1 The Grape-Villian dons his dormant form. Hopefully not squishy dormant form. That one hurts.

So prepare to get your sticky gear on, because I'm the Grape-Villan.

Okay seriously. I'm Chinese, so you can imagine right now that I'm kinda…Asian. I'm not like "DO YOU LIKE FRIED RICE ON THAT" Asian since I've been in America for about ohhhhh since I was two, but the fact that I don't really have citizenship means I'm technically still not American. I use that to my advantage. Like when the immigration officers come to deport me.

Anyways. I'm in the 10th grade right now, and I have no plans for the future. However, since I'm Asian, I'm required by law to go to Harvard or Yale and get a Ph.D. in Being Smart. So there's that.

I do think I'm going to be a web designer, but that's not taking into account the music, the games, and the "who cares" factors. So who knows what I'm going to be? It takes time to decide, and that time for me will probably come when I'm homeless and I finally realize that maayyyyyybe dropping out of Throw Your Money Away University after spending $100,000 wasn't such a good idea after all.

I'm also interested in languages, so if you want to tell me some nukyooler secrets but not get caught then that's fine.

And did I mention I'm lazy? I honestly can't get myself to do the simplest things if it means I have to try. Doing homework? Naaaaah. Finishing this? Um, I have better things to do. Why am I still typing?

…okay, you've stumped me.

fig 1.2 Grape Villian's arch-nemisis, photosynthesis.

So ask away!

figs 1.3, 1.4 Figs.

derozio · May 4, 2013

You can't be serious. You're not lazy. Not if you've actually put some effort to have CSS in this post, lol.

You're Chinese, right? Do you know how to eat things with chopsticks? I never got how those guys do that, haha. And is there really nothing that you really like doing? You gotta have something. And that something can become your goal in life. Afterall, the people who like their job are the ones who're the happiest generally. Or so have I heard.

droomph · May 4, 2013

Derozio said:
You can't be serious. You're not lazy. Not if you've actually put some effort to have CSS in this post, lol.

I can be on-task when I want to, but like monday through friday is when I'm really out of it. So yeah, that does a lot for my grades.

Derozio said:
You're Chinese, right?

yus

Derozio said:
Do you know how to eat things with chopsticks?

yus

Derozio said:
I never got how those guys do that, haha.

It's more about eating slowly or not having fancy table manners. You either have to put the food in your face and literally use the chopsticks as a shovel, or using them to quietly pick up food.

Oh, and it takes practice.

Derozio said:
And is there really nothing that you really like doing?You gotta have something.

Well, the problem is that I really like them equally. I can't choose.

Derozio said:
And that something can become your goal in life. Afterall, the people who like their job are the ones who're the happiest generally. Or so have I heard.

Noap only the sad people who are in it for the moneys :p

derozio · May 4, 2013

Okay, so you're the kind who goes into lazy mode when you're supposed to be in non-lazy mode. Me likey. :D

And if eating with chopsticks take practice then...why even bother? Why do chinese people use chopsticks? Any benefits over regular spoons?

droomph · May 4, 2013

Derozio said:
Okay, so you're the kind who goes into lazy mode when you're supposed to be in non-lazy mode. Me likey. :D

And if eating with chopsticks take practice then...why even bother? Why do chinese people use chopsticks? Any benefits over regular spoons?

Because Chinese spoons are like this:

So historically we've had to resort to chopsticks to get any eating done.

But now, it's just that people are too lazy to learn how to use a spoon and/or they're really proud of being Chinese and want to show it to the world.

Oh, and noodles are easier to eat if you have a chopstick.

Miss Doronjo · May 5, 2013

Hey, you have the same name as my Dad. :3

Anywho, which boards on PC are you interested in the most?

droomph · May 6, 2013

Miss Doronjo said:
Hey, you have the same name as my Dad. :3

First or last? ~~jk i know~~

Miss Doronjo said:
Anywho, which boards on PC are you interested in the most?

I am interested in CCP because there's stuff for me to vent on there, but tbh I wish I had something to contribute to Rom Hacking now and then :\

Anywhere you see me posting, really though.

Ho-Oh · May 10, 2013

Do you aim to get citizenship at some point? When would be the most appropriate time? Would you like to go live in China at any point? Have you been there before?

droomph · May 10, 2013

Forever said:
Do you aim to get citizenship at some point? When would be the most appropriate time? Would you like to go live in China at any point? Have you been there before?

I think I have already, but I'm not sure. However I do have an American passport so I think maybe? But yeah I would. Any time is cool really, because I'm not about to go back to China. Not until they remove the ban on YouTube. It might seem trivial to you with the freedom and everything, but I have tons of educational videos (such as SciShow or TedED) that I learn about 50% of what I know from. And if I got arrested for going on YouTube, you'd probably see the Capitol of whatever country I was in up in flames the next day on the news. That's how much I need my YouTube.

And yes, I've been there. And it's horrible. Have you ever had to poop in a ditch where 500 other people have pooped many times in before? And the rest areas are literally ditches in the ground and men and women alike do not care to use the ditches, so you can imagine what the rest of the countryside looks like. Actually, don't. The only redeeming factor there is all the dogs. All the goggies :)

Esper · May 10, 2013

Do you have any pets? Would you like to have any pets you don't already have?

Do white and/or non-Asian people often ask you about Chinese things?

Are the figs allied with the Grape-Villain?

droomph · May 10, 2013

Scarf said:
Do you have any pets?

Scarf said:
Would you like to have any pets you don't already have?

they're soft.

Scarf said:
Do white and/or non-Asian people often ask you about Chinese things?

No, not really. Well, they do, but they know good enough around where I live to not pester me with questions like it's a Q&A session.

Scarf said:
Are the figs allied with the Grape-Villain?

Yes and no. The figs don't like anything aggressive, but just to be safe, they've made a treaty to avoid direct conflict or harm to the figs, who don't have a strong military.

Loki · May 11, 2013

What languages can you speak? Chinese, I imagine-- 普通话吗? 或是别的方言?
Of course, my Chinese is absolutely dreadful, so forgive me for butchering it hahaha

droomph · May 11, 2013

Loki said:
What languages can you speak? Chinese, I imagine-- 普通话吗? 或者是别的方言?
Of course, my Chinese is absolutely dreadful, so forgive me for butchering it hahaha

Chinese, Japanese, and German.

And if you're wondering, no, I don't speak English.

Loki said:
普通话吗? 或者是别的方言?

はいyes. mandarin. :)

Her · May 12, 2013

Would you say you enjoy being the center of attention?

droomph · May 12, 2013

Harlequin said:
Would you say you enjoy being the center of attention?

Not really, but being noticed is nice.

Her · May 12, 2013

What means would you go to in order to get noticed? Please don't believe there is any malicious intent in this questions, I've just seen that you tend to throw you and your thoughts into a situation without any inhibitions to stop you!

droomph · May 12, 2013

Harlequin said:
What means would you go to in order to get noticed? Please don't believe there is any malicious intent in this questions, I've just seen that you tend to throw you and your thoughts into a situation without any inhibitions to stop you!

Try to be around and nice to people.

And yeah sometimes things go crazy as they have been going for the past year and believe me it's not something that I mean for it to happen.

And I know about tact, but people have to remind me about it before I ever use it :]

Loki · May 12, 2013

そうか！日本語はどれくらい勉強していますか？ *7*
あ、日本語で話してもいいかな～？(´･ω･`)
迷惑ならぜひ教えてくださいね！

droomph · May 12, 2013

Loki said:
そうか！日本語はどれくらい勉強していますか？ *7*
あ、日本語で話してもいいかな～？(´･ω･`)
迷惑ならぜひ教えてくださいね！

ああ、日本語は二三年勉強していますけど、私は前々ちょっとなくさみ半分勉強した（ポケモン ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ ）。
私はりろんてきにいい日本語が言えますけど、単語へんが少しです。
めいわくじゃないよ！………………でも、れんしゅうがいります。((T.T； )

droomph · May 25, 2013

hi.

i would like to be asked some questions tyvm :)

(if i get in trouble for this i'm gonna be so sad/angry)

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