Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. He eats you.

I wish for nerdier glasses.

Granted, the lens are so huge and fragile that they break and cut your eye.

I wish the next poster would see a solar eclipse.

Granted...

Nothing corrupted can come out of it? :\. That could be corruption of corruption, it is STILL corruption, but original corruption's corruption means there was no corruption because corruption and corruption are like X + X.. But that means 2Corruption like 2X. :\. So corruption of corruption corrupts the wish's meant corruption thus no corruption is liable to be made due to corruption.

Oh wait, there was a corruption! I imploded your brainz! :D

I wish for αΩΣδOMπεεs

Granted, but instead you get my Ditto named Randomness.

I wish I was a German Shepard, That isnt in the zoo, has rabies, has fleas or ticks, is dead, has bird flu, is sick, OR has the habit of eating cats. =3

Granted, but you have the habit of eating dogs.

I wish for £1,000,000.

Granted, It's Monopoly money.

I wish that I could read greek.

Granted but your Greek Teacher is me. =3

Yes, I can read greek. =3

I wish I was a cerberus that ate vegitables.

Granted, but vegetables are the only thing you can eat and you're allergic to them.

I wish for a random dancing cookie.

granted, but the cookies AI is too great and builds nuclear warheads and destroys the earth

i wish that my wish wouldnt be corrupted

Granted, but when you eat it it dances in your throat and gets stuck and chokes you to death.


Too slow... It gets destroyed instead


I wish I had a non-poisoned piece of perfectly cooked Kangaroo meat

Granted, but it's the size of Russia.

I wish for a circle. A big circle.

Granted, but it's the size of the universe.

I wish my Russia-sized meat wasn't the size of Russia

Granted, but it's the size of China.

I wish the next person to post here would have blue hair.

Granted. I now have blue hair. Too bad this is teh interwebz and you can't see it :\

I wish there was a good Pokemon MMORPG.

Granted. Now instead of Pokemon being synonymous with little kids, it's synonymous with 20 year-old dorky guys who never leave home.

I wish for more lined paper.

Granted, but the lines are invisible.

I wish for a killer shark wearing pink fluffy slippers.

granted, but it doesn't have feet, so its slippers fall off. It cries, and you drown in its tears.

I wish that these ebay ads for pokemon cards would go away.

Granted, but now flashy screensavers pop up every two seconds and overload your computer.

I wish for something.

Granted, that something is nothing.

I wish that my sister wasn't a prep.

Granted. Now she's a dead person.

I wish that I could spawn bags of potato chips with my mind.