Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He eats you.

I wish for nerdier glasses.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, the lens are so huge and fragile that they break and cut your eye.

I wish the next poster would see a solar eclipse.

 

[Spinor]

Granted...

Nothing corrupted can come out of it? :\. That could be corruption of corruption, it is STILL corruption, but original corruption's corruption means there was no corruption because corruption and corruption are like X + X.. But that means 2Corruption like 2X. :\. So corruption of corruption corrupts the wish's meant corruption thus no corruption is liable to be made due to corruption.

Oh wait, there was a corruption! I imploded your brainz! :D

I wish for αΩΣδOMπεεs

 

[Loud and Annoying Pidgey]

Granted, but instead you get my Ditto named Randomness.

I wish I was a German Shepard, That isnt in the zoo, has rabies, has fleas or ticks, is dead, has bird flu, is sick, OR has the habit of eating cats. =3

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you have the habit of eating dogs.

I wish for £1,000,000.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, It's Monopoly money.

I wish that I could read greek.

 

[Loud and Annoying Pidgey]

Granted but your Greek Teacher is me. =3

Yes, I can read greek. =3

I wish I was a cerberus that ate vegitables.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but vegetables are the only thing you can eat and you're allergic to them.

I wish for a random dancing cookie.

 

[Donnie]

granted, but the cookies AI is too great and builds nuclear warheads and destroys the earth

i wish that my wish wouldnt be corrupted

 

[~Poke~]

Granted, but when you eat it it dances in your throat and gets stuck and chokes you to death.


Too slow... It gets destroyed instead


I wish I had a non-poisoned piece of perfectly cooked Kangaroo meat

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but it's the size of Russia.

I wish for a circle. A big circle.

 

[~Poke~]

Granted, but it's the size of the universe.

I wish my Russia-sized meat wasn't the size of Russia

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but it's the size of China.

I wish the next person to post here would have blue hair.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. I now have blue hair. Too bad this is teh interwebz and you can't see it :\

I wish there was a good Pokemon MMORPG.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now instead of Pokemon being synonymous with little kids, it's synonymous with 20 year-old dorky guys who never leave home.

I wish for more lined paper.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but the lines are invisible.

I wish for a killer shark wearing pink fluffy slippers.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

granted, but it doesn't have feet, so its slippers fall off. It cries, and you drown in its tears.

I wish that these ebay ads for pokemon cards would go away.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but now flashy screensavers pop up every two seconds and overload your computer.

I wish for something.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, that something is nothing.

I wish that my sister wasn't a prep.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now she's a dead person.

I wish that I could spawn bags of potato chips with my mind.