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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

Mr155555

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    and orders a drink and then go away with his buddies krookodile and pangoro

    so then a sylveon enters a bar
     
    Blastin'Tyruntz

    Blastin'Tyruntz

    Keeps blasting off again!
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    • cacelyn said:
    and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

    so to break that enchanted moment,

    Togepi walks into the bar..
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    And gets hugged by lots of drunk people for no appearent reason.

    So a Zangoose cuts the door and goes into the bar...
     
    Blastin'Tyruntz

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    • cacelyn said:
    and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

    Vulcarona who walks into the bar,
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    It actually flies...orders a Molotov cocktail, light it up and throws it outside for fun.
    So its friend, a Machoke, walks into the bar...
     

    eviljelly

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    And died because its weak against the steel type.

    So a swarm of unown fly into a bar...
     

    Mr155555

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    and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

    so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar
     
    Blastin'Tyruntz

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    • Mr155555 said:
    and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

    so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar
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    and of course get drunk start a fight and fight and die because this is the barlocke.

    So a Klefki opens the door with one of the keys and enters the bar...
     
    Blastin'Tyruntz

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    • Fernbutter said:
    ... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

    Then arceus warps into the bar and...
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    And becomes a Housewares type because he stepped on a plate (haha..plate..)

    So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift...
     
    destinedjagold

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    ...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.

    ...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar...
     
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