So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[pixie^.^forest]

- too drunk to realize the party was over.

and so Totodile blasted into a nearby bar..

 

[Fernbutter]

... And flooded the place and laughed.

Then a Typhlosion somehow fits through the door and...

 

[Mr155555]

and orders a drink and then go away with his buddies krookodile and pangoro

so then a sylveon enters a bar

 

[pixie^.^forest]

and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

And gets hugged by lots of drunk people for no appearent reason.

So a Zangoose cuts the door and goes into the bar...

 

[pixie^.^forest]

and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

It actually flies...orders a Molotov cocktail, light it up and throws it outside for fun.
So its friend, a Machoke, walks into the bar...

 

[Pokemaster_99]

...and chokes the bartender and gulps 5 shots of Tequila.

Right afterwards, a Seviper slithers into the bar...

 

[SubChild]

..And starts a bar fight with a zangoose

So a Rhydon charged into a bar

 

[eviljelly]

And died because its weak against the steel type.

So a swarm of unown fly into a bar...

 

[isthatyoudan]

... And spell "COCKTAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then a Magmar walks into a bar...

 

[boss-squirtle-man]

and starts a grand game of "the floor is lava"!!
So a geodude walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

and of course get drunk start a fight and fight and die because this is the barlocke.

So a Klefki opens the door with one of the keys and enters the bar...

 

[isthatyoudan]

And, after a long night of drinking, someone needs to get his keys away so he can't drive home... any volunteers?

So a togepi finds its way into a bar...

 

[Fernbutter]

... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

And becomes a Housewares type because he stepped on a plate (haha..plate..)

So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift...

 

[destinedjagold]

...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.

...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar...

 

[Pokemaster_99]

...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl.

So, a Beartic comes into the bar...

 

[DarkPoke001]

...and falls over smashing a table,

then, an Avalugg walks into a bar...