Turnip
HP 100% | LV. 12 | XP 78% | Col 2913
Location - Floor 1: Dungeons
Turnip heard the Bard behind him shout something about sharing adventure, but he ignored him. Immediately outside of the dungeon, too, he passed another group of players, one of which he thought he'd seen in the dungeon yesterday. He didn't stop for that, either, though – places to be and all. The walk back to Tolbana town took a decent amount of time, but it wasn't too bad, and he found himself back in civilisation before too long.
Despite his hunger, he still went to sell the loot first. Turnip mostly tried to ignore simple annoyances like the false bodily needs that this game forced on its players.
As he stepped into one of the equipment shops available in Tolbana town, he made sure to be on the lookout for any kind of good bastard sword. He wasn't going out of his way to look for a new weapon, but if he should see one then he'd snatch it up. Bastard swords themselves were generally not so common – not everyone had heard of bastard swords, and the player-blacksmiths in this game were in essence just regular people, not necessarily well-versed in metallurgy. They didn't have to be – just poke a stick of iron with a hammer, and BOOM: you've got yourself an intricately designed blade, just so long as your forging level is high enough.
The shopkeeper seemed a little intimidated at first – it kind of annoyed Turnip sometimes that his armour-clad figure gave that effect. In response, Turnip tried a friendly smile, but for obvious reasons that didn't help at all. He just hoped his tone would be friendly enough.
"Hey, got any, uh, bastard swords?"
"Bastard swords?" The shopkeeper looked around for about a second, "No, I don't think we have any at the moment. You mean, one-and-a-half-handed? I think we could probably commission one for you."
Turnip waved a hand, "Ah, well. Nah, I'm good. I'm mainly here to sell some stuff, if you're buying."
"Sure, I'll take a look."
Turnip brought up his menu and plonked down various bits of loot onto the counter – his gain from the secret room in the dungeon, as well lots of low-level stuff from earlier yesterday.
"What do you think? I don't use maces, or daggers - Well, maybe throwing daggers, want something ranged – but yeah, don't use… that stuff." Turnip pointed to the general direction of the pile of loot.
"Right, hmm… Some of this is pretty decent. I'll give you 930 col for the lot."
Turnip considered the offer – he supposed it was a pretty good reward for his dungeoneering.
"You got yourself a deal."
The shopkeeper took Turnip's loot and paid him the money, then looked behind him for a second.
"You said you were considering throwing blades - would you consider throwing axes? We got a nice interesting one that just came in."
"Yeah, maybe." The word 'interesting' caught Turnip's attention, "Can I see it?"
The shopkeeper turned, picked up a smallish axe from behind him and placed it on the counter. Turnip eyed the axe – it didn't look like anything special on the outside. He brought up the stats, though, and realised immediately just how 'interesting' it was.
<Boomeraxe> - Speed +3. Returns to the user's hand when thrown.
Woah. Turnip remembered an axe of similar nature under a different name in the Baldur's Gate series. He'd always wanted to use it, but never put enough proficiency points into axes. He was pretty much just starting in this game, though – all he had to do was train his blade throwing skill.
"Interesting is definitely the right word." Turnip said, "How much is it?"
"I'm selling it at 3500 col."
Turnip visibly recoiled, "Three thousand five hundred? Bloody hell, uh… make it 3000. Please? Pwetty pwease?"
"I'll go to 3250. How's that?"
"Eeehhhh," Turnip was hesitant, but he supposed he could afford it. "ah, well. You got it, I guess." Turnip handed over the money, and took the axe from the shopkeeper, "Well, I think I still have enough for breakfast – thanks for the axe, but I think I'm broke now."
The shopkeeper laughed, "Alright, thanks. Come again soon. Well, as soon as you aren't broke, anyway."
Turnip gave a short wave as he left, stepping outside onto the streets of Tolbana town. He spotted an inn nearby – inns did breakfast, right? And thus began; The Quest For Breakfast!
Strolling inside the inn, Turnip immediately noticed several of the patrons eating happily. Safe to assume, then, that breakfast was served here. He walked up to the counter and waited for a second to be served.
"Hey, uh, can I have a… bacon in a bun? I like bacon. Especially when it's in a bun."
The bartender simply nodded in response, then went to get Turnip his food. And thus ended; The Quest For Breakfast! The computerised nature of the food in SAO made it generally pretty painless to go and eat. When the food arrived, though, Turnip had a bit of a problem.
"Well." Turnip said, "This is a dilemma."
He picked up the bun, bringing it about an inch away from his visor. The bun was at least three times as big as the slit. Turnip thought for a while, then had a eureka moment – he deconstructed the bun, then fed each individual piece through his helmet. First the top half of the bun, compressed slightly as it found its way into the void that was his helmet. The rashers went next, crunching sounds reverberating through the metal. Finally, the bottom half of the bun – chew, chew, chew, then:
"Taadaa!"
A couple of the people next to Turnip started clapping, but that soon stopped.
Turnip was still hungry, so he ordered another – the bacon buns were 15 col each, so he could afford to. He sat at the bar, eating slowly, despite the fact that he was annoyed that he had to take any time to eat at all. All of the eating had to be real-time – not like other games, like The Elder Scrolls, where you could just freeze time and have a banquet. He paused his eating for a moment and took out <Boomeraxe>, just to have a look at his new weapon.