The Ultimate Pokemon Story Game

then bidoof has this look O.O...then evolves into...

Then, ofcourse, the mods rush in to sensor the poor Bidoof. And make it so that it never happened...

Then Sailor Moon comes and uses the Moon Rod on Arceus Jr, vanquishing it and turning Bidoof back into a Poochyena.

Poochyena realizes Flannery is alive again, and jumps at her to mutilate her neck without even giving her a moment to think.

He starts running off to the mainland once more to fulfill his bloodthirsty desires.

However, Poochyena soon come across a spinda (named Spinda M. Warsley) and gets sued when he tries to attack Spinda M. Warsley. Poochyena now has to get a lawyer that can beat Spinda M. Warsley's if he hopes to continue is killing frenzy.

Spinda M. Warsley however, realizes that he has a really lame name and decides to kill himself.

Poochyena is all like "Frikkin' sweet," but nobody can understand him because he's a rabid pokemon. He then continues on his blood thirsty quest.

and then a snorlax rolls over in his slumber squashing and instantly killing Poochyena.

but then munchlax comes out from the bushes and focus punches snorlax releasing poochyena and using a revive to...

heal poochyena but the revive is poisoned and poochyena disintergrates never to be seen again...

Poochyena magically appears in Pickleland E4 Karen's party as an evolved level 50 Mightyena, but my Umbreon proceeds to pwn it therefore letting me get to Lance. I beat Lance and become the Johto league Champion, then I proceed to Kanto, and to make a long story short, I beat Crystal and leave it untouched for a few months while I copy/paste the ROM and start it over. 'Nuff said.

Dialga is actually standing by with Ho-oh, Lugia, The Legendary Birds, Dogs and Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit constantly watching the whole darn thing and over again until they decide hire the rabid poocheyena and make him their slave of comedy

Poohyena then bites mesprit and jumps of a cliff because he is sick of the whole rabid dog thing and kills himself never to be revived in any way agan!!

Then Dialga reverses time to when he was born and takes him from his mother, destroys his village, owns his parents and makes him his slave to comedy.

accept he dosnt get rabies so there is no ammusement, soo dagila trains him to be a se...

Wait thats not appropriate,

He trains him to wear a funny hat and jump on the spot.

but one day Poochyena asks himself "Is this really what I want to do in my life". Before Poochyena can answer his question, he gets eaten by a wailord that was in the audience watching him wear a funny hat and jump on the spot. There, Poochyena meets a banette (named Pinnochio) who was also eaten by the wailord (named Wailord S. Johnson).

They make there way through the wailord eventualy coming to a rather smelly part of the body.

*They wouldnt! would they?*

Pinnochio tells Poochyena that it was the only exit he had found, but he was to scared to escape that way. Poochyena was about to say goodbye to Pinnochio (he would leave whether Pinnochio was coming or not), but then had a brilliant idea. Poochyena knew what he wanted to do with his life. He would become a fully licensed therapist!

So he sat Pinnochio down and finaly convinced her to...

Roast the wailord from the inside and live off the his inner FAT!! And they lived awkwardly ever after until Bannette died from a bad peice of meat and Poocheyena had no choice but to bite a small hole in the Wailord's stomach so he could...