The Ultimate Pokemon Story Game

[A Pixy]

But they passed out due to Pokemon Trainer's (Let's call him Rouge {he doesn't deserve to be called Red}) annoying voice and Turtwig evolved into Grotle but kinda mutated due to severe annoyance and he continued to go to the gym which was really a Ranger base where he...

 

[bigred245]

were he was disturbiting rockets pokemon to countuine try to gain world domination (of course secretley.....duh) and with such amass amounts of pokemon the trainer had no chance until.............

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Porygon2 was listening to all this.

It used Psybeam on Rouge, who's a Stupid-type, so then...

SUPER EFFECTIVE

 

[A Pixy]

Rouge got a headache and exploded causing him to turn back into a rabid, epiliptic seizure having Poocheyena and blasted him all the way to a tribe that worshipped Poocheyena where Poocheyena...

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

...became their master. But soon the servants got pissed off of having to do everything that Poochyena says, so they threw him down the pit of death.

THIS

IS

SPARTA SINNOH

*throw Poochyena down the pit*

Poochyena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splat* *dies*

Poor Poochyena splatted on the bottom. XD

 

[A Pixy]

But his soul lived on for revenge against mankind so he possesed Arceus and began randomly firing his lazer at anything he saw on the earth...

 

[Giratina|Arceus]

The soul of the poor pokemon fly over sinnoh and Arceus want to stop the terror then he eat the souls of all pokemon that he see.
Arceus see him and he fly to the sky, but the soul of Poochyena fly faster and faster ....

 

[KurlyFries]

... And then everything started making sense!
*gets riddled with 50 caliber bullets*
Poochyena then decided that flying was boring, so he decided to get a pokemon from Oak's lab and eventually become pokaymanns mast3r

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Poocyena the got beat up by a Lucario and took his money

 

[A Pixy]

And then he used explosion and the world blew up causing him to land on the planet of Deoxyses where they created Poochy his own world and made every being on it his slave!

 

[Harry Blue5]

...but OVER 9000! slaves decided to rebel and started FIRIN' MAH LAZAHZ!

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

Then random pokemon fell out sky!

 

[Harry Blue5]

But the random pokémon landed in the ocean, and crushed all Magikarps

 

[A Pixy]

And the magikarps evolved into Gyaratinarceu-oh, the most powerful Pokemon in dah whole wurld where they owned everyone except for poochy and they decided to...

 

[Seadiga]

Destroy the world,Hyper Beam after Hyper beam,Dragon Rage after Dragon Rage

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

but a Lucario came and saved with one big AURA STORM!

 

[Harry Blue5]

but the Aura Storm accidentally killed all life in the ocean as well as the Gyaratinarceu-oh...

 

[A Pixy]

imploded causing a chain reaction causing all the universe to go back to a time where humans killed pokemon, and by all pokemon, I mean just poocy, now mighty and Houndy, now Houndy where they...

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

But Smoochan rule the world! owned

 

[+Poochyena+]

but then her and her mom, Jynx, got arrested for discrimination and..