"I'll be needing stitches"

I'm rather clumsy and often hit a table or something, and since I have a very low pain tolerance all of it hurts like a bitch. :/

Does getting an accidential paper cut every once a week count?

Because apparently I'm not careful enough when I'm shuffling paperwork. ;;

I used to be so clumsy. As in, I was always scared to go to places with a lot of glass/ceramic/otherwise fragile items because I was afraid I'd trip and knock everything over. (Miraculously, I never did.) I was scared to hold fragile things because I was afraid I'd drop them (...I did that a few times.) I was scared to stand near ledges because I was afraid I'd fall off. (I fell into my grandmother's pond. ...A lot. :3c ...I'm still afraid to stand near ledges.)

I've grown out of the worst of it, but I still bang my shin/knee/arm/whatever on stuff so often that unless it's a really bad one, it barely even registers anymore. So I usually have a bruise or two whose origins are completely unknown to me. XD

Considering how many times I've been hurt, I'm amazed I've never broken a bone nor gotten stitches. (Gotten being the key word there; I've had a few injuries where I probably needed them.)

ive never broken a bone, but my brain is just so fuqed up that i would bang my head against the wall. i think i may have given myself a concussion. anyways im now on meds for my depression and stuff so im better now :3

I've never broken a bone, but I almost did when my brother pushed me off a bed.

As a kid, I had balance issues, so I'd often come home with scraped knees. I've gotten over it since then, thankfully, but I really do wish I didn't scrape my knees like a thousand times before it got better.
Nowadays most of my injuries are hot glue burns, and sewing needle jabs. I don't know why I'm so prone to jabbing myself with a sewing needle or accidentally getting hot glue on me, but I am.
I've needed stitches before but they're all because of surgery. Had to medically have my jaw broken and sewn back into a better position once. Not fun.