Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. As brothers, we get on each other's case about slightly less absolute trivial crap.

I wish I could play the translated patch of Fire Emblem 6 and have it actually work on my phone's emulator, without error.

Granted, but then someone comes in and smashes it. Who you ask? I don't know.

I wish I could go to Japan for a week or two. There's so much cool Pokemon stuff there...

Granted. You can go there. In the future. When the sun has burned the Earth in around five billion years.

I wish people would stop giving respect to dark endings in media.

Granted. Every ending to everything ever is now unrealistically shmaltzy. But not in real life.

I wish that somebody else's non malevolent wish comes true.

Granteeeedddd..... Your wish comes true! Great!

I wish the Quagsire in Manic's HGSS nuzlocke run hadn't died.

Granted, but all the malicious wishes come true as well Ninja'd

^Granted but the next most important pokemon died instead

I wish life wasnt so complicated

Granted, it gets even more complicated.

I wish to be alive

Granted, You now have two lives. However, you die two times due to bad luck.

I wish for my wish to become corrupted.

granted, it is now a normal wish therefore, boring and useless.

i wish people would face facts rather then run away from them because they want to believe they were always right.

Granted, but it's a Windows 95.

I wish my dog was right beside me :(

Granted, it is.
Dead.

I wish to be better at programming.

TaichiWind said:

Granted, it is.
Dead.

I wish to be better at programming.

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YOU MONSTER!

granted, but you're paralyzed from top to bottom.

I wish we didn't have to eat and could just gather all of our energy from direct or indeirect sunlight.

granted, but we now have lunar eclipse 24/7.

I wish you made a wish for me to corrupt.

Granted.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. You get everything. Everything good, everything bad. All of it.

I wish it would snow, what the heck.

Granted, here's a blizzard for your trouble. (I want it to snow too.)

I wish for some of that blizzard I sent dbp's way would hit me. Just a few inches of snow, that's all I'm asking for.

dbp said:

Granted. You get everything. Everything good, everything bad. All of it.

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I wished for nothing and got everything? That's not corruption, that's misconception!

Granted, a few inches of snow hit you. Like, a Cryogonal in the face?

I wish people would play this game correctly!

A blizzard for me is hardly a bad thing. :) It's not like I drive.

Granted, you get an overlong explanation.
If you desire nothing, at least in the sense that possessions lead to corruption, then wouldn't it make one corrupt to gain everything? It would actually become the worst thing for you. In that sense, it is corruption. If anything, your definition of "nothing" was unclear. :P

I wish we just had fun for fun's sake, you know?