Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

Well I can't find it anywhere so I guess it isn't there. Anyway, in case you don't know how this game works...

One poster makes a wish and then the next poster grants it but it isn't exactly what the previous person wanted.

For example

Person 1. I wish for an English release of the Legend of Dratini
Person 2: Granted, but it is translated by Babelfish

And remember to make all your posts related to Pokemon somehow.

I'll start...


I wish you could catch Zangoose in Emerald.

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But it's too busy fighting with the Seviper you can find in Emerald for you to find one and so both become uncatchable.

I wish that Swamperts were less awesome than Sceptiles.

Granted, but Sceptile got replaced by level 1 Magikarps as Treecko's last evolution. :(

I wish that Sneasel's shiny form in GSC didn't burn my eyes. :\

Granted, but it switched the normal form with the shiny.

Sneasel the Cutter said:

Granted, but Sceptile got replaced by level 1 Magikarps as Treecko's last evolution.

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That's not a bad thing!

Oh, and .Hana doesn't have a wish so I'll go.

I wish that Charizards were less overrated.

granted but know Venasaurs are
I wish I could catch Lugia in game

Granted, but Lugia flies to your house and causes a bad lightningstorm. :(

I wish that Dragon-types weren't overused. D:

Granted,But now Water types are
I wish Sneasal was weirder than Zapdos

Granted, but they and the Weaviles come and rip you to shreds. :(

I wish that Porygon, Porygon2 and Porygon-Z would appear in the anime already. :\

Actually that really is granted, but it's only in Japnease as it causes people to have seazures. lol

I wish you could catch all the starters: Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip, Piplup, Chimchar, and Turtwig in the wild on any of the games.

Rii said:

Actually that really is granted, but it's only in Japnease as it causes people to have seazures. lol

I wish you could catch all the starters: Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip, Piplup, Chimchar, and Turtwig in the wild on any of the games.

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granted, but their catch rates are so low they are impossible to catch

i wish they released the wifi mystery gift events for diamond and pearl instead of platinum.

Granted, but the gifts give you magikarps.

I wish Darkrai could be used in the battle tower.

Granted. But it's at level 1 and cannot be taught any moves via TM. Hence he knows Disable and Nightshade. (To make it fair to those who haven't obtained Platinum yet, he doesn't know Ominous Wind either)

You need a wish, darnit! I want to corrupt something!

I wish Power Items were in Emerald.

Granted, but you can only get those items... in CANADA! jk...
Granted, but they are found only as a held item on Rayquaza. 2% of the time.

I wish good fangames were easy to make and readily available.

Granted but they have a fee attached to them.

I wish that Magikarp evolved into Gyarados at level 15 rather than level 20.

Granted, but Magickarp has o% chance of catch.

I wish...Jirachi could grant me a wish..

Granted but it is a bad one
I wish Lugia was able to evolve

Granted but it evolves into Bidoof.

I wish that all 12 starters were available in Platinum.

RaikaCastillo said:

Granted but it evolves into Bidoof.

I wish that all 12 starters were available in Platinum.

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Granted, but only by in-game trade - and they never listen to you.

I wish that AdvanceShipping was canon.